Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING! THAT'S CRAZY.
- I'M SORRY, SHE'S SICK. - YOU'RE LEAVING, I HAVEN'T SERVED THE ENTREE YET.
OH SHOOT! I FORGOT-- I GOTTA FEED THOSE FISH AGAIN.
BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME IS, LORETTA HAS YOU BY HER SIDE.
- THAT THEY WERE INVITED? - I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE GOING.
- DID YOU? AH. - YEAH.
- CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT APRICOTS? - WHAT WHAT?
WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE OF TELLING ME?
- JULIA ROBERTS? - NO!
- ( tires squeal ) - SHIT, DAMN IT!
YOU CAN'T MAKE AN EMPTY GESTURE TO A FUNKHOUSER.
( loudly clears throat )
NO, THAT'S WAY TOO SALTY. WAY TOO SALTY.
MY GOD.
LISTEN, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE DOCTOR ABOUT LORETTA'S BIOPSY?
- THAT IS SO LAME TO CALL UP AND DO THAT. - AND GUESS WHAT ELSE THEY DID.
AND-- WHAT'S WRONG?
- GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. - IT'S LIKE A FRIGERATOR.
THEY CAME OVER AND LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
FOLKS, WE HAD A REPORT OF A BREAK-IN. DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?
LARRY LIKES TO CLEAN OUT FRIDGES LIKE HE DID TODAY AT MARTY'S HOUSE.
I'VE GOT A CANDLE HERE AND I CAN'T READ IT.
- OH MY GOD. - ONLY CALL MARTY.
- "MAY I PLEASE HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?" - I AM NOT DAINTY!
- OKAY. - AND THEN YOU'D COME HOME
- THANK YOU. - MM-HMM.
- IT JUST WASN'T-- I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT?
AND YOU-- IT WAS JUST DIFFERENT.
BECAUSE IT ISN'T! I DON'T KNOW THE DERIVATION OF THE CONVENTION.
- YEAH. - MAYBE LARRY'S PEOPLE CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH SOMEBODY.
- IT'S SO DARK. I HONESTLY HAVE-- - UNBELIEVABLE.
- I DO IT EVERY DAY. - AND, SAM, YOU'VE USED IT?
I JUST SAID I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.