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OH, I KNOW, I KNOW! HANNAH MONTANA.
RESTING? WHAT DOES RESTING EVEN MEAN?
YEAH. I'M REALLY GLAD WE TOOK HER OUT OF THAT MENTAL INSTITUTION.
I DON'T KNOW. UM...
- YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER YET? - NO, I'VE GOTTA GET IT FROM THE PHARMACY.
IT GOT TO THIS PLACE WHERE YOU WERE
I GOT ABOUT 24 HOURS TO GET OUT OF THIS THING BEFORE THE RESULTS COME BACK.
OKAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT IF YOU OR SHE ARE EATING APRICOTS AT THAT POINT?
BUT YOU SAID IT AND YOU'RE GONNA STICK TO IT.
- THIS IS SAM. - HI. IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.
LIKE WHEN YOU WERE WORKING ON "SEINFELD,"
- THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE. - OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE.
- THIS IS-- THAT WAS... - I UNDERSTAND.
- LEMONADE. - LIQUIDS ARE OKAY.
IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. IT'S A GREAT THING,
BUT ONE THING-- WHEN YOU GO IN THE HOUSE,
I KNOW THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN, BUT IF YOU GUYS WORK HARD,
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHAT'D YOU TELL FUNKHOUSER ABOUT THE PARTY FOR?
( singing obscure jingles )
WHAT?! NO, SHE'S NOT CRAZY.
THIS IS INSANE. HOW DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ THIS MENU?
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA THINK OF THE LONG HAUL.
AND IF SHE HAS TO DO CHEMO AND IT CAUSES HER TO LOSE HER HAIR,
WE ATE IN IN SANTA MONICA A FEW WEEKS AGO?
I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEBODY'S GONNA OFFER ME LEMONADE. YOU WERE NOT GOING TO OFFER ME LEMONADE.
- SHE'S LIVING AT FUNKHOUSER'S. - SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT.
- SHE BETTER NOT BE DANGEROUS. - BE THERE AT 1:00, OKAY?
I'm on my way!
DON'T LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES. SHE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU.
( yelps )
I JUST GOT MYSELF A LEMONADE. IS THAT A--
ACROSS THE STREET. HE HAD A...
I'LL CALL LEON. LET'S SEE WHAT HE SAYS. LEON!
- HI, LAR. - OH, HEY.
- NO NO. - Jeff: NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
--BUT I'M SURPRISED THAT SOMEBODY TELLS ME YOU'RE GAY.
- ( scoffs ) - COME ON.
I WAS JUST SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T ASK.
THE BIOPSY CAME BACK POSITIVE FOR CANCER.
- YOU SURE? - Both: YEAH, MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT, ARE YOU USING MY NAME TO GET A TABLE IN HERE?
I WANT TO SLEEP IN 68° TEMPERATURE.
- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE IT'S NOT DONE, THAT'S WHY NOT.
( complaining continues )
- THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE THING STARTED. - THAT'S HOW IT STARTED
( Bam Bam moaning )