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Howdy all you folks out there in television land.

Not until you promise to give that their fine, upstanding, efficient, hardworking secretary of yours a raise.

I'll take it up with her later.

Is this the home of Ellie Mae Clampett?

But back home, we don't use the Ellie!

Granny speaking.

I reckon some of you city folks calls it alligator.

Oh, no, I think you'd have to range out a little ways.

A very bashful man, excuse me.

Want me to go tell him?

Well, I hardly think so.

Clampett has a lot of money in my bank.

I knowed Ellie would win that contest because I made the soup myself.

Have you gotten into your rheumatism, Edison?

But she lives here.

as quick as fish fry.

I can't recollect the rest of it.

Your job will be waiting for you when you get out.

Well, yeah, I reckon it is cheating a little, but I'm desperate to get this girl a husband, and winning that contest can do it.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Now why are you putting your hat on?

Under the circumstances, I think we'd better witness this signature.

You're her father.

Not cottontails, Jed.

I think we'd better wait and get Mr. Clampett's signature.