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I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA CALL HER A... GEORGE!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT BACK? IT'S TOO BIG TO TAKE BACK.
IS THAT THE NEW MONEY CRACKLES MORE.
NOW, THIS IS STRONG STUFF.
HERE'S MY CARD. JUST WRITE YOUR AGENT'S NAME AND NUMBER THERE, PLEASE.
I SEE YOUR POINT. WELL, NOT TO WORRY.
BUT HE DID REQUEST THAT I CONVEY HIS SENTIMENTS TO YOU.
I'LL TAKE THAT. CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
SEE, WEEZY, THAT'S YOUR TROUBLE. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SENSE OF VALUES.
DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF YOUR LIP! YOU'RE RUINING MY WHOLE FUTURE WITH THAT...
HELEN, I CAN'T FIND MY FOUNTAIN PEN.
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA, WEEZY.
[Chords Riff]
SO I SAID, "BRING IT ON IN, HONEY."
- BUT, GEORGE... - NO WAY, LOUISE.
ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS WE SHOULD JUST TRY TO PLAY IT COOL FOR A WHILE.
[Speaking Russian]
MY WHAT? YOUR SEAT.
♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT ♪
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU ARE A...
- YOU DON'T PLAY, DO YOU? - NO, I DON'T. I'M SORRY.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S SO TERRIBLE.
GOOD LORD, A PIANO.
WILL YOU COME WITH ME, PLEASE? EXCUSE US, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, HOW TO BE MILITANT.
COME ON, GEORGE. YOU JUST SAID WE HAD NO PROBLEMS AT ALL.
GOOD EVENING. WE'RE THE NELSONS. MR. AND MRS. NELSON!
MAN, YOU'RE CRAZY. I CAN'T DO THAT ALL BY MYSELF.
ONLY IF YOU TURN OFF YOUR MOTOR.
SHALL WE COUNT YOU IN?
A FAVOR? WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE JIVIN', TURKEY?
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
- AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT? - NO.
WE GOT A FANCY FRENCH WRITING DESK...
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I'M GONNA DO FOR YOU.
THE PARKING RATES IN THE GARAGE ARE GOING UP 25 PERCENT.
HAVEN'T WE MET SOMEWHERE BEFORE?
THAT'S WHY I THINK WE OUGHT TO HAVE THE MEETING RIGHT HERE.
DID YOU SAY WHITTENDALE? THE BANKER?
SO, YOU'RE GONNA ORDER US A PIANO FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.