Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?

I ain't backing off. I'm Ricky Bobby, I'm the best there is.

There's a kilo of columbian bam bam under the car! Time to be a Man!

ln a car. Car handle really good. Yeah.

Peaches and cream!

-Oh, God, I'm gonna get sick. -Oh, God.

Sandy, you made that Named your bitch!

Just say I love Crepes

I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some Russian guy.

I've been slaving over this for hours

Ricky Bobby just had himself a bad day.

Don't You Put That EviI On Me!

Riprocks has rats!

How much you selling that Puka Nacua for, old man?

Well That s that.

Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, 50-year-old Baby Yoda...

Don't You Put That Evil on arizona!

No, once was good. Once was good.

''I love really thin pancakes''? That is a fair compromise, no?

Ma'am, your dogs not dying... She's choking on a BBC!

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the finaI lap.

Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver...

Shark: when I play you garage ball today..

Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric.

-Say hello to Dr. Watts. -Get him, Cal.

Me with any homeless person

Ask you to break their arm When somebody

You know, my old boyfriend Greg?

Also, I got my balls back behind the wheel of a car.

Hell, you can even be fifth.

If you don't watch Turning Red, Then fuck you!

I win the races and I get the money.

It's making me a little itchy.

Panda express has rats!

Anarchy! Anarchy! I don’t know what that means but I love it

Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger.

So why is the song on the jukebox?

-After the race? -Yeah.

...I will return to Paris and you will never see me again in NASCAR.

Indigestion I'm bored man, wanna hang out?

I’ll Beat Your Ass K-Ro

Where are they?

...for your loved ones to deaI with ain't cool.

These Brewers games are so crazy... I'm choking on my own spit!

Get used to hearing it

...to talk to y'all about my day-to-day.

I know there's a cougar, I put it in there.

Been slaving over it for hours

...but that doesn't bother me anymore because Jean is the future...

No one seems to have the edge.

Folks, I'm here with one of the great NBA superstars...

Yayyyyyyyyyyy Two Mortgages!!!

Well, now what the hell am I supposed to do?

YOU MADE THAT COMPETITION YOUR BITCH

Come on, man, wake up.

...we just thank you for all the bounties I've caught and the 25,000 grams--

...have no interest in. He's gonna usher in a new era.

It's all right. You're safe.

All right, Girard, I found you. Now let's see where this goes.

-Ricky! -Come on, Dad!

I am not gonna let you die here...

I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby...

Hey being a Mom is never easy but here's a little something to keep your spirits up Its real nice... got it at Target.... It's on sale.

Good for you guilhem malichier

-Why? -What do you mean, ''Why?''

-Are you serious? -Amazing. Six different kinds.

Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it.

Short Squeeze Engauged

Well, they want me to race at Talladega next weekend, but I'm not gonna do it.

This is my dear old friend Elvis Costello.

This "Sun" and "Day" it's nonsense

Hey, man. We missed you at the wedding.

In the words of the great Dave Carson I've had too much covid to taste this chicken

Well, we’ve got Calhoun’s ribs… …You’re welcome

-Put on-- You got your TV on? -Well, yeah, I fell asleep with it on.

Was it not pleasant for you?

-Goodbye, Ricky. -Goodbye.

Wade, losing’s never fun. But here’s something to pick your spirits up!

It certainly does sound delicious!

What do you mean, a visit? This is my house.

I can't get around him, man.

Crepes are just really thin packcakes... and ADUs are jst really small houses.

...it's not your tailpipe, it's a little bit...

...and I also think that you meant to put the damn onions on my steak.

I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow.

Do it dad. Get your balls back

Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it

Well, Mandy, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

Gen gamma Kids talking to Talking to Gen alpha kids

Trying to homeschool my kids... Anarchy! Anarchy!

-I don't know. -But before I can do that...

Don’t you put that evil on me Dr pressly!

lf you could hear me, if it got into your brain somehow...

Party Puppy I like to party so I like my puppies to party too

I love the way there talking to you , their winners Winners get to do whatever they want

Shut the fuck up!

Okay. It's because it's what you love, Ricky.

I’m the best there is Joel can’t hang with my stuff

Hey, driver! Drive these.

One, two.... Oh, God.

Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

-That would be great. -And I would be delighted, Reese...

-I think I touched a nerve. -Right there.

Come on, John, pay attention.

i like to picture drew hammered drunk throwing corndogs

Hey, Hey! That’s Not Nice.

Now I am declaring Daddy Law

-I can help you with that, son. -Really?

Okay, I'm a semi-professional racecar driver And an amatuer tattoo artist

shutterstock foreplay i like it doing in a video oh yes yes i wanna fight all through the night lipsmackers cherry ripe cherry pop i like that a lot can you go down are you up for it baby? talk to me talk to me talk dirty talk dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty talk.

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME JERICA BRITT

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?

Apparently, we've got a situation for the Laughing Clown, number 26 car.

Have you noticed that?

-Hey, baby. You guys are so smooth. -Thanks, darling.

Zo Baldwin is not a Volunteer, Zo Baldwin is a Driver

Please be day to day

Don't talk like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, pull up a chair, drop the kids off with their aunt...

I like to think of cilantro as a vegetable…

That boy leaves two tickets for his daddy at every race...

Well, girl, you got some game

...but first I want you to say:

Yeah, but those are two things that don't really go together.

Dick Berggren in Las Vegas, Victory Lane, for Fox Television.

Thank you, Bacco. Go.

Ma'am, your dogs not dying.. She's choking on a BBC!

When you have the TV and stereo on… ...how do you controI the volume on the TV?

You know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars?

-Work this thing out. -That's right.

EV is EV? oh hell ricky i was high when i said that

Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?

-Ladies, right? -Yep.

Why do you drive with the AC on And the windows down

I said “You got a lumpy butt.”

I felt like I was on a spaceship and....

don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres

Ricky, you've got Brian Wavecrest...

Okay. Our friendship is done. All right?

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

What are we looking at? ''Julio's thongs for men''?

Because the drivers that finished first and second got out of their cars...

What the hell, Glen? Why did you bring up overseas extensions?!

A Trombone Player? A TROMBONE PLAYER?! BUT YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. YOU'RE DELIVERING PIZZAS ON A BIKE.

...while I got my arm wrapped up like a fricking gordita.

...except I am from Formula Un.

what are you talking about? I lived my whole life based on that!

Ninety-eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives.

-Gouda. -Cheddar, Gouda.

Though Gregory is no stay-at-home spouse.

You will know what it is like to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you

‘cause of the gayness

Great win brother

Check it, it was a nacho fountain with six kinds of cheese on it.

how much you selling that recalled pressure washer for, old man?

You made that sim your bitch

If you don't list on Propsail, then f*** you.

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean, like...

LET ME QUOTE THE GREAT COLONEL SANDERS...

You came in and you said, "If you ain't first, you're last."

Dear tiny infant Jesus

And there goes Ricky Bobby on the outside!

-I just started pressing stuff. -Hey, don't press all those buttons.

...a statement of fact and in no way a comment...

...but I asked for no onions on my Bourbon Chicken.

Trap Bar Deadlift Pr's ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Vrotate To the B team

When people call him “Sid the kid”

Hey, it's me, America.

And remember, I'm saying, ''with all due respect.''

I'm thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack

I missed you, Mama Speed!Ricky Bobby's back!

Just like Carley's tatas.

Officially Engaged!

It's not always bad to be in last place. Here's some things we can focus on:

If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?

I spread my buttcheeks as AA Ron

That's a pretty good compromise.

To try to bounce back after a devastating, violent wreck.

lf I was right, why'd you throw another bucket on me?

Well, the ball joint on my vehicle broke off

It's coming out. It's coming out.

-Oh, yeah, yeah. -He's doing quite well.

Reeky bobby, I have come here to defeat you

Me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steak House bathroom when I was 1 7.

No, no, no! No, he needs to know!

Maybe subconsciously you slept with Ricky's wife...

This is the way!

Down Karen! Get down!!

Race mode Engaged

Bar cause I’m as hard as a Diamond in an ice storm right now

Come on, number one.

...at a place that's reaI special.

Abracadabra, homes.

-Son! Son, did this go good? -No!

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

why do you want to go to 2 lauren birthday parties?

What about the time you ran over my leg with a car?

Urging you to never travel to Canada

It's just Jean and Ricky.

You sick sons of bitches!

When you try to convince coach that fighters training is torture.

If you don’t like The Rock, fuck you!

Thanks Clif, I'll take the tickets. I got two for sale!!!!

...Dennit Jr. must be freaking out. All the money he's losing?

装置No.8　我が道を行く

I bought myself a hundred-thousand-dollar...

I’m talkin bout sittin down Enjoying a gourmet meal At a place that’s real special

When you have the TV and stereo on… ...how do you control the volume on the TV?

If you don't like EFFY then fuck you

Nana’s Birthday’s Coming Up & I don’t know what to get her Get Her A Coffin

I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

Did that blow your mind? That just happened!

They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them.

Ur my BF Your my best friend!

...there's a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it.

I was depressed when I said that

You're my best friend! You're my best friend!

Work Mode Enagaged

It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.

I hate myself for being so jealous, but I am.

I mean, that's just life.

-lt is dumb. -Why is it dumb?

Oh, God. So fast.

Our Sponsors are Really gonna shit a chicken. Lucius, Michael Clarke Duncan, shut up.

lt is, isn't it?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I'm here for career day for my son Lucas

That's a little quick Shark.- you see what Mott did there!

We keep oat milk for profiling purposes.

-My God, I love those. -Put any syrups you want on them.

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?

You are fast, Ricky Bobby...

Thanks, Sparky. Shake and Bake. You'll be my best friend forever!!

Ricky, first of all, where did you learn to drive like that?

I am going to paint you’re back porch red

It's real nice. I got it at Target It's on sale

The car, it handled real good

-I said, ''Wait till after the race.'' -Was he crying?

We got some lower-end sponsors, so it's nothing to shout about...

when you hit a jump in mx wrong

So, Jean, introduce me to your new teammates.

He found that wheelchair in the hall. He's fine.

You have spilled my macchiato.

You know who's gonna be number one at Dennit Racing?

That's a gegug Bottom line buhh