Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You gotta learn to drive with the fear

You wanna see what’s going on here? The Door Dash didn’t deliver the Plan B

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

Greatest country on the planet.

LMAO I got mine at target

-Come on, baby. -I love you.

ls your name, by chance, Ricky Bobby?

Did you run any of this by NASCAR?

Look I came here to tell you tomorrow I'm coming for you. May god be with you Monsieur William. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war!

Winning a losing argument

I've got some big investors coming by.

We were up all night working on it. Like I said, a lot of teams gave parts.

This is not good

Ladies and gentlemen, NASCAR fans...

I'm just having a hard time, man. I'm just calling up for some support.

I wanna go fast

-Think about it. -No, I was thinking about it.

-Chimichanga. -Mexican.

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Great. Hey, how's your mama's hip?

Look at that! Ricky Bobby's gonna try to win the race in reverse.

-That's a great idea, Mama. -And order the same stuff.

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride.

-It's like a tractor beam of hotness. -I know.

I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.

And if you do not obey Granny Law...

You’re welcome

He's made that car three lanes wide, but he's still fast.

ls this some kind of joke? You guys putting me on?

I think we all agree that Bakugo Katsuki is flamming hot

Pull over! Pull over!

Wilkl you be my Kelvin Sampson?

Abracadabra, Holmes

Son, you need help.

You know what? No. Because I still hate you, okay?

I really regret being added to this group text

He's got guts. Dennit Racing needs a racer like him.

I like your driving style. I'm more of a Tony Stewart man...

Gents, We made that party our bitch!

You made that debate your bitch

The darkness is creeping towards you, whether you know it or not.

Here is the deal, I am just the best there is... plain and simple

-Are you feeling anything now? -I'm feeling a little bit.

My head’s all tied up like a pretzel I got a pretzel in my head!

My name is Jean Girard...

Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used...

Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you.

Hello, Ricky Bobby.

How much you selling those eggs for old man

I'll just bury it down inside.

Yes, Jarrett, it's me.

When you were telling Tiffany off earlier! Lmao

-And it's Shake and Bake time. -Cal, I don't like the way...

Sweet stinky weed

Someone didn’t love you enough when you were little Did they ?

It's like Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

One must look one must listen. If you were to listen at the door of ant compartment who knows what you may learn! That would not be very proper mosieur poirot!

mister these sales orders have been waiting for you for a long time

I keep snapping back into it

Do you--? Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Man, I gotta lay off the peyote

-That's dumb. -It's not dumb.

Riprocks has rats!

Tom Brokaw is a punk.

Nat, you made that printer your bitch.

That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed that like a split hog!

What's implications mean?

AWS Training Engaged

-Oh, shit. -That's a foul! That's a foul!

-All right, way to go. -Go, way to go.

I. Love. Crepes

-Seems to me like it went pretty good. -You're not my dad.

Even with a healthy arm, you don't have a chance against Jean Girard.

Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.

help me michelle murray!

You don't win for anybody else, you win for you. You know why?

It sure as heck does!

-Can I just have a little refresher? -Of course, baby.

how much you selling that food and fuel for, old man?

Don't pay them no mind, Ricky.

Get your balls back Go fast again

I’m not gon say it

I got something to tell you, you mangy piece of trash.

Where did stock-car racing come from?

If you ain't Chop, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?

What were those things? Were those the other cars?

Don't You Put That EviI On AZ!

Available at Wal-Mart.

Turn up the damn heat

Everyone, turn away.

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Well, you're home now, and you got your mama.

When you say psychosamatic..you mean like you can start a fire with your thoughts?

Put a smile on your face? That's the future of Dennit Racing.

...and he never shows up.

-Thank you. -And I know you won the race...

3 Shop field grades onlooking the ongoing CPT Coup

There’s goddamn cougar in the car!

Hey, Ricky. Are you on fire?

Karl Jack Kramer? He’s got two first names.

Ricky! Control Your Heart Rate!

Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his world-class horses...

Hakuna Matata Bitches

Alright you got me. That’s an awesome picture

You guys made that pricing spreadsheet your bitch

...but I love it!

...except I am from Formula Un.

AI! AI! AI! AI! I don't know what it is, but I love it!

-CaI Naughton. -Hey...

That doesn’t make any sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.

Sir, you taste of America.

Hey, close the door. I got heat in here, Cowboy

Yeah, Ricky, it's good to be back.

...and it cools you off on a hot summer day.

You gotta be a little more deliberate in your movement.

Applebee's has rats!

That Just Happened!

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I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

Nurses After this Pandemic is over during their parade.

IT’S IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION LOOK IT UP

No, she's gonna be 88 and....

With all due respect, babe, I'm gonna do some driving

how much you sellin' them cherry jolly ranchers for, old man?

Yeah, so, I was thinking, like, while you're resting up and stuff...

-Just relax, man. -Good night.

Aint nothin wrong with silver!

Now, you watch yourself.

-Gouda. -Cheddar? -Gouda!

What did you just say?

Got this for you Happy birthday

-You did good. -Thanks, Mama.

Well, he's driving like a man possessed.

It's shadow time, buddy.

You probably didn't hear about it...

-That's absolutely ridiculous, man. -Ricky...

Walk with me, Ricky Bobby.

-Hey, Ricky. -Carley! Hey, baby.

...it would be really awesome if, like, you could slingshot me in for a win.

Get your Balls Back Henry

Well, I like the cougar, but what company is ''M.E.''?

Hey, man. How's it going? You wanna come over and party?

When the crack head starts bouncing around in the back of your patrol car

I’m a Driver’s Wife I don’t work!

I am a semi professional race car driver

I want this sports talk out of my head!

Alright, next season, I’m comin for ya!

-CaI Naughton! CaI Naughton. -Oh, my God.

lt certainly does look delicious.

-I hate you! -Hey, Ricky.

Your looking for humanity well that's strike two and three right there

Hi carmen This is good

Mega! Mega? Mega. Reese’s Puff, Reese’s Puff! Eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up! Reese’s Puff, Resse’s Puff. Eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up.

And I’m hammered drunk

Yay! Two Lunches!

...than the Jackhawk 9000?

I choose pick number “un”

Doc, Give it to me straight

Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop

Glenn, shut up.

Like a spider monkey! Go on.

Thank Your UPS Driver !

Watch the maiI for that invitation to the wedding, because I want you there.

Ricky, you can't race no more.

SMITH BITS I WANNA GO FAST

Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong...

love me that nico

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride.

Yes 2020 has been rough But we're still dear friends

...and teach them to perform Hamlet.

-Hey, Ricky, I'll call you tomorrow. -Shut up.

We've passed the halfway mark with Ricky Bobby...

...and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.

I wish you could've felt his little heart fluttering.

I'm choking on my own spit.

Help me Jesus, help me Jewish God, help me Allah HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!

I’m the best there is Joel can’t hang with my stuff

...I will paint your back porch red.

--so she's a little emotional.

Quake... and Shake!

They’re locus mains. Locus mains get to do what they want.

They are like twins, born from different wombs.

only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot ders that's it, that's it, that is it!

...to heaI him and his horrible leg.

Let's go back to our John Hannafin...

C'est la vie and que sera, sera.

Nasheed and Cream

-I gotta go check on cuckoo bird. -No, cuckoo's okay.

It would be really awesome if you could slingshot me into the end zone for once

It's Like a tractor beam of hotness!!!

As William Blake wrote, ''The cut worm forgives the plow.''

Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Just a second. Let me make sure I got this straight.

I spread my buttcheeks as mike honcho

I know it's a technicality, but I tell you what...

A day after my pfizer shot

Like I said, I lost my license. I've been having a lot of problems lately.

You got the gift. Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last.

Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

...you try to take this away from me, I'll sock you in the face.

midnights at 5am talking to the caller

I Can't Understand A Word You've Said The Whole Time

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Coke Zero!

All right, fellas. You heard the man. Get the car off. Let's go.

Well, Jules, Here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple

Let me talk to her

...as a way of getting back at him...

...we have to build this engine ourselves.

you're wrong and You got a lumpy butt

Experienced!!!! Developer!!!!

I hope that both of you have sons.

All right, let's have a look.

If you won, how am I gonna win?

AMERICA! These colors don’t run, We Fly, GOD SPEED!! FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!!!

Absolutely, ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby.

I'm not even sure he realizes how much damage he's doing to his car.

Sounds like a good day. Texas Ranger, how about you?

Our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken.

that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Hot Dog . I mean , that’s like looking up Bridgette Wilson-Sampras’ skirt.

I wanna go fast

All those races I won, that was for you, you know that?

0 And we look forward to Bantha-ade's release of Mos Eisley Mountain Blue Milk.

Everything's just about perfect... Whaddaya say we go get thrown outta the applebees?

Also wanna thank you for my best friend, CaI Naughton Jr...

I'll tell you the truth. I'm a little confused by your tactics.

How much you sellin' that old C.P.U. for, Old Man?

...from my driver.

-It's none of my business. -More like...

Pretzel in my Head

It won the Academy Award For Best Movie Ever Made

Beaten reaI bad, cowboy.

-Thanks for the lift, Hershell. -Yeah, no problem.

And we look forward to Boursin's release of mystic mountain blueberry

I sure as hell am Stalin. I love the way they’re talking to you.

I will never shake your hand, ever.

...is your little obscene gesture's gonna cost you 1 00 points.

Hey, get him a suit. Hurry up, make it snappy. Let's go.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I love Vegeta

-I appreciate it. -Let's see what's under the hood.

Hey Wade, Losing’s never fun, but here’s something to pick your spirits up!

...but he's making no friends on the way to the front.

No, I don't care what the doctor said, we gotta tell him now.

It's affecting more and more cats every year.

Rae: You’re like a tractor beam of hotness!!

...because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life...

From West River, North Carolina...

Help me, Allah!

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Oh, hell ricky, I was high

Dem boys!! Git Down!

What's the Highlander?

-That make you happy? -I'm just thrilled, Mr. Dennit.

And I just don't think that I can keep it shut anymore.

All right, now, you boys listen up, and you listen good.

What began as a day of hope and optimism...

It would be really awesome if you could let me shoot him. Ya but if I let you shoot him, how am I gonna shoot him?

I really-- I didn't want it to be this way.

Damn the torpedoes

And next to him is hip-hop artist, poet and my brother-in-law, Mos Def.

Does that blow your mind? That just happened!

I can’t believe it If it isn’t Mike Hancho himself

Someone didnt love you enough when you were little did they?

I mean, he's been blowing me off for 25 years...

Well, the ball joint on my car broke off and nearly crashed into a pole

-What the hell are you talking about? -ReaI simple, son.

Bobby working really hard to pass the Wonder Bread car.

That's good. That's good fun. That's good fun, Ricky...

Party Puppy Because I like to Party, so I like my puppies to party

I will not have my grandbabies acting like shiftless, wild hobos.

-God, where'd you get that thing? -I trapped it.

ALRIGHT, PROFESSOR DICKWEED

if you don't chew big red then fuck you

It's real nice. i got it at target It's on sale

Yes, he does. Get yourselves down there.

Have you ever seen a Mott couped up in a car on a cold day?

We're ready to get back to racing.

Peaches and cream!

She's very affectionate. She suffered a recent loss--

I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket.

Hey screw you man!

thanks sarah, you'll be my best friend forever

Oh, hell, Ralphie, he was high when he said that!

Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I promise it won't happen again.

Tell Ricky I'm on my way.

You’re gonna get over it…… And you’re gonna be my best man!