Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dear baby Jesus Give us a good DC
Uhhh... the car... it handled real good...
I took you for granted, Cal, and you were a really good friend to me...
Told is kind to Komodo dragons that's A believe kill.
And I never did change my pee pants all day.
Shut up in here! I’m tryna get some sleep!
...for Ricky Bobby and his race team has ended here in sad disappointment.
Glenn is dead, Ricky.
Bury it deep down in there, and never bring it up again
-You have a good lunch. -Take care, man.
You’re gonna break us like wild horses, ain’t ya?
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Tomorrow will be war!
1, we tried real hard. And 2, we're still dear freinds
Hold my hand, baby.
By the way, Ernie, I interviewed at Carvana It was shit!!
Junior, driving has got nothing to do with interviews.
I like my Jesus to party!
Oh, hell Ricky. I was high when I said that
That's some nice driving there, cowboy.
Bout to throw a buch of grandpa Jamie's Players off a bridge
-You're about to find out. -Okay.
Oh, hey there, Ricky. Look, son...
Darc n 1/2 Engaged
I almost didn't recognize you with the sunglasses. What are you up to?
-That sound like a good idea? -You read my mind, son.
im on fire
Say stage three one more time.
Like Carley and your dad and your sponsors.
When liberals talk about Trump
Why have a PIF option? We keep there for profiling. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal
IT’S IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION LOOK IT UP
DO IT BUCK, GET UR BALLS BACK EAT MEAT AGAIN
Hakuna Matata, Bitches
I’m gonna drive 100 miles an hour to your house
You know, I just-- I hate to be a pain, darling...
I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants.
3 Zipparitas is not enough!!
-Chinese food? -Chinese food.
I've been waiting a long time for you to say my name, man.
This is Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jnr Urging you to fuck off Alan
Hey, come on. It's 2:30 in the morning.
You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous.
Hey, Ricky. Ricky!
If you don't watch Turning Red, Then fuck you!
Take him out!
He said to take Ricky Bobby out of the race or you're fired, buddy.
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-I'm the Magic Man now. Okay? -Yeah, I know.
And here you sit, thinking.
There's a god damn cougar in the car!!! I know. I put it in there!
gran final super copa domigo 12 de enero
I like to picture Stetson running a small town car dealership Or a farm bureau insurance office
...on the straightaway. What a shame.
Here you go Brian
#cmaccooks
You know, Larry, there's good days in football, and there's bad days. army just had themselves a bad day
That place actually makes a nice sauce.
For he was lost, but now he is found. Amen.
only one good thing about icy groomers and that's the vibrations
And Now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker
...and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra.
I was wrong about you, Ricky Bobby.
Alright professor dickweed what's the plan?
High line foreman everyday
No, No, No! No, He Needs To Know
Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about.
Well, why didn't someone yell that right away?
...that it's okay for her to seek the comfort of other men.
Do you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby?
You have spilled my Mach-E-auto
...just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
ls it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... Please keep the Carrol’s healthy so they party with us!
I can walk!
Darian: im a semi professional chess player and a amatuer meme machine
You definitely still got some fight in you.
Don't you put that evil on me Dr. pRESSLY!
lt happens all the time. Read a comic book, okay?
...because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini.
-Thanks, buddy. -So when do I get to drive again?
it's just what my eyes do they put splashes of yellow and black and purple and i've been to the optomitrist and had new 3d reading glasses. what i've had is called: colorbleachomania. oh ok then maybe poke the old cone cells out of my eyes of GNT and get new ones of AAP we could try it.
Let me talk to her
One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
Boys, how was schooI today?
I'm taking care of your house good.
Hell, you know what, get my car off the trailer, guys.
Pulled my Butt apart As Mike stennes
Thank you. Maybe one together?
Baby, photo op, photo op. Come on.
Cop be like
That's packs of wild, vicious dogs that are controlling most of....
HEY DRIVER!!! DRIVE THESE!!
So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Respectfully
how much you selling those tamales for old man?
I don't know what that means but I love it!
The only thing you've ever done with your life is make a hot daughter, that's it
Oh, I gave that up. Yeah, I gave that up...
I know I screwed up raising you as a boy...
What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car!
Prune candy.
What do you think?
You Happy? -I'm Very Happy.
...beautifuI mistake.
Are shorts fukd?
Well, welcome to America, amigo.
well Russ, heres the deal. im pretty much the best there is, plain and simple.
I just want to let you know... I’m coming for yah!
Ad-dic-tion
I love the way they’re *not* talking to you Chip
Why don't you get over there and settle down Carley for me?
Steak Night is Mandatory Its in the Geneva Convention. Look it up.
Hey, Ricky, listen.
"TRAVIS SCOTT"? HE'S GOT 2 FIRST NAMES
Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
He's jumping on Ricky, trying to put the nonexistent fire out.
You don't understand because you don't understand liberty.
I’m a drivers wife. I don’t work!
Poor little Donny
Yeah, but-- Okay, but if you won...
The car comes to rest in a big cloud of smoke.
lf things go right, they could have us owning half the cars in NASCAR.
-Bingo. -Nice.
Looking good. Yes, come on.
How much you sellin' that 3700x for, old man?
That phrase is trademarked...
My bank account got me like
EGREGIOUS!!
Be thoughtful, Glenn.
-What? -A guy to have sex with her.
-Be back to check on you in a minute. -Thank you.
What is wrong with you?
You know, like a nice one.
Why don’t you boys go dig a hole And I’ll get another beer
Monsieur Bobby, by defeating me today...
If you don't drink Dr Pepper, than fuck you!
Now is there anyone out there that wants to go fast?
thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever.
You're hanging out at your mom's. That's awesome.
I painted the car, l.... We had sex.
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to grant me rights!
That doesn’t make and sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
Poor Glenn.
It's the sickest who gets paid, and it's the sickest who gets laid
only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot ders that's it, that is it!
The room’s starting to spin real fast
...and the new dog, the encroaching industrialization of the North?
I am so paralyzed!
i can't believe it. if it isn't Mr Carvana himself!
This "6-7," it's nonsense
Ricky! Boys! ls everything all right?
''I love crepes.''
But I Have Thought About It, And I Want The Plug Pulled.
Get up here, man. No, you come up here.
...but, Ricky, you can walk.
Maverick Lily
Your a key witness in a head on collision.. time to be a man
Riprocks has rats!
Magic Man! Now You See Rok.. Now You Don’t!
Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one
I really regret Opening my mouth and talking to you
Indiana can play football.
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Materva!
...and now he's right behind Girard, but Girard's gonna block the track.
Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names
Aye man, we do this together.
I’m putting a lot of my eggs into the panthers basket
Завали вже своє хлюпало
Like a spider monkey!!!
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, like that guy.
How much you selling’ those QBs for, old man?
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
By The Way, Nate. I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
Lydia Zoey
When your mom sees your dad... On his sleep apnea machine...
WHEN LUSHIN IS DRIVING BEHIND HOBSON
Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?
roger you made those tests your bitch
It's open.
You don’t understand liberty
...untiI Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen, in the biblicaI sense.
it's real nice. I got it at target it's on sale
we gotta cut around the crossbow bolt
i like to picture jenkins in a tuxedo t-shirt
Sissor
Im gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head brian
These colors don’t run
Don’t you put that evil on me, Chip!
He’s got two last names?
Them: you are seriously following an account that blocks anyone who asks a question? Me:
...who are also gay.
Ross and his kids
How does one get thrown out of Applebee's?
I dropped them off at Sunday school at my church about 1 0 minutes ago.
spring semester delayed indefinitely class of 2023 gets two plebe years!!!
...tomorrow will be war!
And Ricky Bobby wins...
...before they show up and you do five to 1 0.
Zo Baldwin is not a volunteer, Zo Baldwin is a runner
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
I wanna be spontaneous
Desti
And it scares the living shit out of us.
It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it
They're winners. Winners get to do what they want.
Aww hell Ricky I was high when I said that
Please don’t be ai
If you don’t like Catholics then fuck you
Are you faking it?
Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record...
Who's retarded now?
One. We tried really hard. Two. We’re still dear friends.
-Well, no, he didn't live. -He didn't live?
I did a cover of Playgirl magazine I went under the name of Donnie Darklo
Make that test your bitch!
Do you remember that I hate you?
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
One, we tried hard. And two, we're Still dear freinds
Yay two lunches!!!
He was a man. He had a beard.
-Nice denim shorts, dude. -Hey, shut up, man.
Whoa whoa, I said This was meant to be a joke in good faith, apologies if it came off otherwise. A few people let me know it might have, which I appreciate
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These Brewers games are so infuriating I'm choking on my own spit.
I’m a semi professional race car driver And an amateur tattoo artist
I just wanna say thanks, doc, for taking care of our boy here.
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... Please keep the Carrolls healthy so they party with us tomorrow
I’m in Tobey’s And I’m hammered drunk
These colors don’t run
-It won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what? For best movie ever made.
I am a semi professional Police Officer
Granny Law
Grattan crash My thoughts exactly
I was thinking, though, one time...
Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.
What?
Oh, no, no, no.
Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one
applebee's has rats!!
Fans and NASCAR, everyone is talking about this new driver, Jean Girard.
Oh, wow, you definitely--
lt won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what?
Our sponsors are really gonna shit a chicken. Michael Clarke Duncan, Man, will you come on out here? Michael Clarke Duncan, would you just shut the heck up with the Fresh Prince already? He’s a two-bit TV Actor!
Trump voters Be like
I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
I mean, you've always looked good.
I'm too busy for your bull, CHIP.
That ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin gettin' it on
I spread my butt cheeks as AA Ron
My momma says he's out racing cars and, well, dippin his wick in anything that moves
When someone takes you literally... That you're going to race/raffle off a track in November
That's all that little bastard wanted, was for you to win.
-Oh, Nana, not my prison shank. -ln the can.
-lt fires me up. -I love it. Say it one more time.
WAYNE
First off, my sons no longer act...
-She's great. -She's fantastic.
Let me talk to her