Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh hell Chris I was high when I said that

-Don't say it. -Yeah. I'm not gonna say it.

Only Meggy Spletzer and Penny Forrester Got Away Clean

She's celebrating. You feel pretty good today, huh?

OneDrive to us on the daily

lt was a cruel charade.

Listen, leaving your big old corpse behind...

I know you, son. I know you well.

...because I'm getting to drive a racecar!

Don't you worry about my gun, Ricky.

Me after a 2-6 season

The stench of warriors haters comments...

I do love fig newtons

It' s not crazy to think I can Live to be 245, maybe 300

Hey, fellas! These are really good. You should try one.

-Right. -They are God's most...

He sold the windshield!

I felt like I was on a spaceship

You don’t understand liberty

Oh nana, not my prison shank!

-I see you. -Glenn, what did I say?

-Ricky? -Hey, Mr. Dennit.

Sam Witt On your two legs, all fat and cocky

I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby's back!

How I feel pulling my boat On I24!

Meggy Wants To Go Fast

-He's gonna be great. Yep. -He's gonna be great, sure.

Luke Shovel boy

-Talladega. -Talladega.

-Anarchy! -I don't even know what that means...

Will you be my Katie Couric?

Oh My God Meggy

And we look forward to Bantha-ade's release of Mos Eisley Blue Milk.

You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes.

Hell, you're just a bag of bones.

Now she’s about to get tazed.

that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

I’m also thinking about getting a gun And……..dealing crack

We The People When Biden and his goons try and push us around

You don't always have to call him ''baby.''

I wanna crank off

Winners Get to Do what they want

“Who’s retarded now?!” “Yeah!”

...That stipulates Big Check mentions J&B Weld at each grace.

Right! That's it! No music, no TV, no computer! For a week! A month!

They do Pilates together.

...driver of the number 55 Perrier car...

You probably couldn't tell by looking at him now...

Tell them to Take him out

-Hey, stop doing that. -How did stock-car racing get its start?

This is why you fell in love, don't forget.

Look how bad he is in that interview.

...that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace...

Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names

Shake and Bake, buddy!

Yeah, I'm here.

Hey, Shake and Bake, Cal.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I love Fig Newtons.

Let me introduce you to my lunch guests.

You are ready to walk away...

If you don’t chew big red, then fuck you

What's implications mean?

I like to picture Jesus like a mischievous badger.

This "Like for Right" its nonsense

You ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell...

Bobby's gotten around Naughton...

-Oh, my--! -Walk it off.

Government Reeks Like Coruption

Everything cool that everyone said, you wrecked it

It's okay, guys, it's just a wreck. Ricky can handle it.

...just looking at your Baby Einstein developmentaI videos...

Remember the field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night...

So serious all the time about your big race team.

-It's on. -Come here. Come here.

Well, I'll be damned.

Ricky Bobby wins it in reverse!

-I know he's a son of a bitch. -He's scary.

Either way this goes, could we get some after we're done?

Fine. I'll do it.

You know what, Ricky?

Trying to get me? Why?

-...grab something to eat, over here.... -Sweetheart, sweetheart.

...but I am a man of my word.

Oh nana not my pristine shank

HELP ME TJ! WHY GRID NO WORKY!

I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.

If you don't watch we lost our human on Netflix then F*** you

Alright you got me That's an awesome golf cart

Hell, you can even be fifth

You read my mind, son.

I gotta go check on Cuckoo bird

It’s in the Geneva Convention! Look it up!

how much you selling that recalled pressure washer for, old man?

When your buddy says he doesn’t know if he’s going out on New Years..

If you don't go to the UConn Game Then fuck you

what a great effort at a lighthearted video

Did you say ''fire''?

What were those things Was that Andrew Dyson?

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Coke Heavy!

With all due respect, Mr. Dennit...

...wish only for that which every other couple wishes for:

How he gets into those straightaways.

Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it.

Date Night Engaged!

"Well, Jesse, Here's The Deal. I'm The Best There Is, Plain And Simple."

Help me, Jesus!

Can you believe that he would do that for his teammate?

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Hey! I was wondering where you guys got off to.

I mean, I'm just-- I'm happy for you.

If you ain’t voting flug, you’re dumb

Head coach Mack brown

-You got hair on your peaches or what? -You're not kidding, are you? Man.

HOw much you selling that car for old man?

allahu akbar allahu akbar

...thinking about him whining all the time, bitching and moaning:

Ma'am, your husband's not dying.

Hey. Hey there, Lucy.

I'm embarrassed. I really thought I was back this time.

I didn't have a whole lot of money left, but what I did I put into the car.

You look like el diablo... It’s Spanish for like a Fighting Chicken

We gotta wiggle it a little bit. That's it. Can you feel that?

How much you selling that weed for, old man?

Joe Biden Election 2024

Mark Collard when the Lions fall down by 7 in the 3rd quarter

Hey, boys, I wanna see some napkins in the lap.

Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animaI noises.

Redneck work program

What's that got to do with this?

Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?

Please be good Ewers.

Well, Mandy, here's the deal. Locums is the best there is, plain and simple.

"Supper's Ready! Come On, Y'all! I've Been Slaving Over This For Hours!"

Me to your Stag...

I. Love. Crepes.

time to be a man

It certainly does look delicious

...and EI Diablo.

Everybody got problems.

This sticker is both dangerous and inconvenient But I love Air Jordan

I think what you are hearing is my accent.

...Jean Girard.

That’s dumb. It’s just dumb

Bro you made that wod your bitch. #LOSTIGRESLOCOS

You know, I put on the skirt and the four-inch heels, man.

I’m a drivers wife I don’t work

Oh, hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that.

Oh, I gave that up. Maybe the first day... Within the first hour I gave that up.

Oh, man, I'm flying.

Christopher Bobby

Penny You Tell Indonesia to Take Down Henny Right Now

I’ll just bury it down inside

Oh, I love when them Prii whiz by!

Oh hell, Bonk! I was high when I said that!

How much you selling that cocaine for, old man?

You know what I want?

No, like, for instance, if I say peanut butter and....

We make the rules, not you.

I just went out there and drove

That's you and the car melded together.

But today he gets to strap back into a racecar for the first time since...

Gotta watch it when I get an autograph mode Amy

Aww hell Danny I was high when I said that

-Cal, I love you. -Ricky? Ricky! Oh, God!

If you don't watch Turning Red then f**k you

thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

I do love fig newtons

That song ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Doc, give it to me straight.

We better hightail it outta here My dad is gonna be pissed

I just want to take time to say thank you for my family...

Hungry for both steak and shrimp?

Just say “I love crepes”

You don't need any of this crap.

… sign your cast, please.

They're just trying to help, Ricky. We're a team here.

Oh shit Penny That is a huge crash caused by Rhino Naughton

And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.

You gotta learn to drive with the fear.

Hey shut up man

But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now.

Way to go Ricky Bobby

No, he's actually passing you. That's happening right now.

with advances in modern science... ...i mean, it's not crazy to think i can't live to be 245,, maybe 300

Well here is the deal, I’m just the best there is Plain and simple

When you become BJJ black belt: Your students: “All right Professor Dickweed, what’s the plan?

It's one of the hardest things to do in racing.

Them: “When are you gonna stop using running to ignore all of your problems?”

What were those things? Were those the other cars?

Applebee's has rats!

This WIndshield is Dangerous and Inconvenient... But I Do Love Ideal Shield

Now, that's one of the nastiest wrecks you'll ever see.

First off: My sons no longer act like retarded gangbangers.

But I will give you this.

Cowboys fans watching Washington: 5 can ball

Hey! Stop yelling at me! I'm your dad!

Where are you, Ricky Bobby? Come face your destroyer!

...LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT AMN HUB, AND MY CRYSTAL GAYLE SHIRT WAS RUINED.

Back off, Carin!!

Maybe don't touch it.

I gotta tell you, this is about a damn perfect evening right now.

Who's retarded now?

Shake it before you bake it.

He's too good, Ricky. Lay off!

...which symbolizes the fear that you have overcome.

Come on. You know what? Screw you, man.

What makes you think I care?

It’s time to go home to Jesus

Mystery Age Salvation

...has taken the wheel.

How Rossi... Needs to drive.

Don't worry, I think I was just... ... choking on my own spit.

Okay, kids, that's enough. We're gonna move on to Brennan.

Big check would like thank you lord for the 21.2 million in tournament winnings

Because I like to party

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

It's the most weight that gets paid It's the most weight that gets layed

With all due respect Lucius, I'm gonna do some driving

I just have to tell you that I think you are making a big mistake.

Shake and Bake! Get some!

-What are you doing? -Can't believe it. Now I've seen it all.

...on your two legs, all fat and cocky...

-That's, like, the opposite of awesome. -Well, this is like a hotel room...

How much do you want for that VRC-30 hat, old man?

We go together like Hands and Pancakes

Carlos you brought this on

When Meggy Pissed Her Pants

DO YOU REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS OF YOUR ACTIONS RIGHT NOW?

Its’s real nice....I got it at target.... It’s on sale!

Ricky, Ricky. He's going, he's going, he's going. Look!

Oh nana, not my prison shank! In the can.

...but they keep sending me different delivery people.

“proud of you!”

Only Penny and Indonesia Got Away Deadly

I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off eviI samurai.

And it's not if it happens, it's where and when.

thanks girls! You'll be my best friends forever!

These are the words that define Jean Girard.

Your students when you become a BJJ Black Belt All right Professor Dickweed, what’s the plan?

I mean, forget all these other guys.

Why don’t you dig a hole And I’m

I know one thing, Carley was definitely unconscious every time we had sex.

Does that blow your mind? That just happened!

I do not want to break your arm monsieur Oliver

You're not very focused right now. I need you to focus.

Hey, you know, sweetie...

Oh, Nana, not my prison shank!

Help me, Jewish God!

we'll use this knife to pry it out

By the way Nicky. I listened to the Fast Car song. It was shit.

Make that commencement your bitch.

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole

If you don’t chew big red Then fuck you

There’s one good thing about skiing icy groomers on pin bindings

Are those the really thin pancackes

lf you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.