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Game over. Come on, reset.
TRJ
-Shake and Bake. Shake and Bake. -What?
lt looks like the NASCAR has gone French.
Hahaha
Edward Shut Up
YAY SHITCOIN SZN #2
Send that weird man back to Indonesia
The only thing you've ever done was make a hot daughter.
Mati lou Die you bitch
How much you selling that weed for, old man?
I will battle you with the entirety of my heart.
THE DARKNESS IS CREEPING TOWARDS YOU WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT
I've never seen a driver who wants to win more than this guy.
And Mr. Dennit told me that it's my time now.
Looks like a good day to get Kicked out of Council meeting
--you're gonna get over it and be my best man.
Today will be WAR!!
By the way Kyle, I tried the "good" saw It was shit!
Get down, you little pancake.
until game day...
I said with all due respect!
spy... you're wrecking my life!
What’s implications mean?
how much you selling those a-10 warthogs for, old man?
...but that doesn't bother me anymore because Cliff is the future...
He comes up to me, I'm about to sock him one because he's a dirty old bum.
I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants
YOU HAVE SPILLED MY MACCHIATO
Oh hell trevor, I was high when I said that
When they want you I want you to say I love Biden
-''Cross over the anger bridge''? -Yeah, that's where you're at.
But if you're scared...
That sounds like a good day
If you don't listen to Blink, then fuck you
Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
I can feel the vibrations running up my legs
There's a goddamn cougar in the car
What happened last week was very regrettable and unfortunate...
And at the end of the day, you know, you gotta be happy.
Ricky Bobby, today's big winner. Heck of a win for you today...
and adus are just really tiny houses
...I had no idea you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
Dear sweet baby rngesus
She said yes Ralphy You can get your own room with the gardener now
Let's go Brandon
Oh, no.
It happens all the time. read a comic book...
I had a whole mess of old fashioneds
27aa1408
I know, but one is a safety knife. One is a safety.
That's my boy, Ricky!
Somebody tryin to leave the earth tonight with THAT comment!
See you at the track.
Why even have a PIF option? We keep it there for profile reasons. We also have the PetShopBoys & Seal
-Absolutely. We're gonna do that. -So, what if you just said:
If you don't like Jamie hayter, then fuck you
Let's go Brandon
Me going into surgery thinking I’ll get a super power
I get emotionaI because you guys are working so hard.
Jacked up on Mt. Dew
Who's retarded now?
Watch your buns, pal.
-Nice to meet you. -Over here...
I wanna tell Gerard Depardieu we're coming for him.
you gotta cut around the crossbow bolt
Let me eat this, then I gotta make a phone call...
what's "fleet" mean?
Shield guy too far in front
I'm gonna spread Alex and codys Bootycheecks when they get to prison
Dad you made that fence Your bitch
You made that debate your bitch
What's calcification mean?
tired of saying "I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants"? BuzzyHealth can help!
Dear Jim Carrey...
I came here for you to beat me.
I'll put you in a microwave.
Why do you want to listen to the TV with the stereo on?
Maybe, just maybe
...driver of the number 47 Old Spice car...
Fear For Sale Sunnyvale Story
...and I also think that you meant to put the damn onions on my steak
starlims i'm not sure what to do with my hands
Hakuna matata, bitches.
Ricky Bobby started this race in the back...
Government Reeks Like Corruption So Why Are You Supporters Bothering With It?
HIS NAME WAS MAXIMUS HE HAD A BEARD
It would be really awesome if you could run aspect of the lion for me..
Jeff Hardy Shawn Michaels Randy Orton Rob Robin Romeo Remington Usher Van Charles Dam Seth Rollins Brock Lesnar Dolph Ziggler John Morrison Bret Hart Ric Flair Bryan Danielson Chris Jericho Kevin Nash Triple H
Yeah, shut up, Frank!
Come on, come on.
How much you selling that plane for, old man?
Short squeeze, engage
''Me'' is you...
...well, we repainted the car.
That’s awesome!
Hey, Ricky, nice of you to stop by for a visit.
Wait, how fast is he going?
What rhys really meant to say
-Why would you do that? -Because I've really moved on.
bro you made that wod your bitch.
Everything ended up fine.
I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!
Help me, Oprah Winfrey!
It Rhymes they're both verbs Awesome
Just say it's my problem
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
Wait a minute, there's something going on on the track down there.
Come on, Daddy! Whoop his butt!
...I just went out there and drove.
Hey, Carley.
...and I was totally nude, and it was weird.
These balloons are dangerous and inconvenient but I do love a party
And down, and down, and--
But before I can do that....
Certainly does look delicious
We had a Styx cover band and a nacho fountain.
-Come on! -Bobby moves to the outside.
thanks, sarah.shake and bake you'll be my best friend forever.
Duh. But the question is, should the reader feel relief or sadness...
Dem Boys!! Git Down Karen
Persian Nights Sands Of Wonders
-Shake and Bake! -Terry, it's all on you, bro. You go.
...but this is the longest one I've ever seen.
Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it
If the jazz music is not pleasant for you then why it in your jukebox?
hey hooper drive these!
When they want you To kick him in the nuts
Okay, Glenn.
Dad You made life your bitch
God, a whole mess of nachos sounds good right now.
Well, I sure as hell didn't win it for you.
help me michelle murray!
-Good one, kiddo. -What the hell's going on?
Big 12 referees Kansas leaving the field
Granny Law!
NASCAR is black flaggging the race how bout you hery
With all due respect, James
You’re gonna get over it and be my best man
Bobby and Girard are dueling each other for the lead.
Bosnia and Herzegovina? They have two country names
I'm Reese Bobby.
Where are the boys at?
He won the Grand National Horse race at Aintree in 1999
That just happened!
Up front, Larry, the surprising French Formula One driver, Jean Girard.
Oh, hell, Alex, I was high when I said that.
-Yeah! -Who's retarded now?
It's painful, and I love you!
It felt like I was on a spaceship
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There’s only one good thing about skiing icy groomers on pin bindings And that’s the vibrations running up my legs
Oui? No we are not French
Of you’re not there by 9am Then fuck you
I Got a Pretzel in My Head!
See you when you're grown up!
-He actually did it! -All right. You did it. Back off.
We Go Together Like Meggy and Desti
and if you make another quiz, I'll sock you in the face.
I said with all due reapect
We keep it on there for profiling purposes.
DO IT DAD, GET YOUR BALLS BACK...
When liberals talk sbout TRUMP
It will be GWAR!
-We'll see you on down the road. -Yeah.
-That's awesome. -I know.
Sorry ryan
First or last, baby, you know it!
Tiff, you brought this on.
I'll just bury it down inside
Tell them to Take him out
gran final de la super copa domingo 12 de enero
...don't even know a word yet...
Even you too, Glenn.
You crazy creep!
RIP RBG
Whenever the groupchat goes off on the weekend
Yeah, I'm in. I'm moving in right now.
Nice denim shorts dude
With all due respect
It's okay, Susie. I appreciate it, guys.
Do you remember that I hate you?
So in the wrong!
When it’s raining The Turkeys just disappear
It won the academy award For the greatest movie ever made
...you're still afraid to let me see you naked?
Shingles and Pringles
Surface The Noise She Couldn't Make
I’m coming for ya
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
See you when you're grown up!
How much you selling them jack stands for old man
It's all right. It's gonna be okay.
I can't believe it!
-...and lemon juice, Grand Marnier. -Sugar and lemon juice.
You got hair on you peaches or what?
Shut up Chip Or I will kill your Penny
Hello I love you
...and sit at this table, and have a family meal.
Come on shark, what's it going be?
He's always cryin
All right, you let go of me, you Formula One jazz nutjob!
-lt won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what?
Everyone just keep eating.
Someone didnt love you enough when you were little did they?
I don't know why I'm talking to you. Do you remember that I hate you?
Not a mean crack dealer but like a nice one
He’s got two first names!
Bres Bres
what's "fleet" mean?
You say you're French?
He's telling you the truth, man. It's all in your head.
TO MELISSA BITCHFACE:
-We're going down a bad path. -Cut around the meat.
Top Text Bottom Text
Yay! Two bowling parties!
thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever.
...I know you don't want me to be here...
...an overall-points championship, something you apparently...
-You're not on fire, Ricky Bobby! -I'm on fire!
Sounds like a good day
I did just like you told me: ''lf you ain't first, you're last.''
You got three pizzas that haven't been eaten just sitting over there.
These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong.
Steve, man, you got to cross over the anger bridge
Yay! Two Christmases!
Make that 2021 DriTri time your bitch !!
...because I got strep throat.
You made that 500M Your bitch
Darrell, you tell Brian Wavecrest to take out CaI Naughton right now.
McCreedy's. They'll find the hole and build the box.
-He's always crying! -Tough love, it is. Tough love.
Me going Mach Jesus in my partner’s pursuit
Tawny Kitaen. She's really good.
donald trump just had himself a bad day
It's embarrassing.
Welcome back to Talladega, where the long one continues.
Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.
Brooks Rogers? He’s got two first names
We have a guy in the race today that'll probably cause it, Ricky Bobby.
-Why so down? -Ricky...
-Maybe one more? -Oh, boys.
Why don't you boys go dig a hole and I'll get another beer?
how much is in that sack of money, old man?
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love fig newton
No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years.
Well, what? I said, ''With all due respect.''
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
lt is who you were born to be.
Dear 8 lb 6 oz, sweet, green, 50 years ago Baby Yoda
Your move…
But other than that, it went fine.
applebee's has rats!!
I mean, you walk in that door...
Up next: Trump's Recovery I am so paralized!
Well, how about both?
...at a place that's reaL special.
I filled up three. Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail.
Pull over? I'll pull over for you. How about this?
Don’t you put that evil on me Dr Pressly!
Kate you got watch out you don't stop me when i get into meme making mode
...if you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race...
-Well, I mean it. -Stop, you're gonna make me cry.
Bingo!
That’s because we’re winners! Winners get to do what they want.
I think this roach gonna be fire
You gotta watch out when I get in forecast mode
I know it's a techinicality but I tell you what Anybody who tries to take this WALLY away from me is getting hit square in the face
When Morrissey throws a party
Damn you, Wavecrest!
Who needs two? I got stations!
Your saying if I calm down, Mott might come over?
Baby! That's my baby!
That’s My Boy Ricky!
#daddylove
DelightfuI to meet you, Mr. Robert. I thought you were dead.