Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You're lying! I'm on fire! -There is no fire.
You don't drive with your eyes You drive with your heart
They yelled, "Y.D.E.K." I peed my pants
Daddy Derek...I’ma Come at you like an 8lb-6oz furry spider monkey!
-And no sudden moves. -Like, is this too fast? Oh, man. See?
How could you do this to me, man?
Just kind of friendly, like, ''Hey...
Okay, yeah, well, that someone else's junk, that used to be my stuff.
She’s like a tractor beam of hotness
-Things were going good, weren't they? -That's exactly why I had to blow it up.
...shoot. I'm so sorry.
-Yes, ma'am. -Okay.
When Liberal cancelled Pepe Le Pew
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I mean I wake up every morning and I piss excellent!
Hey Captain
DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!
has a The Mitchells vs The Machines logo on his windshield.
Well, I didn’t get an account, ruined my Crystal Gale shirt… and learned absolutely nothing about driving.
Well, Doug, here's the deal... I'm the best there is, plain and simple...
...namely, eat you with a smile on its face.
You taste good too.
I’m on stage and I’m hammered drunk
All right, fellas, let's go.
Okay I am an Indonesian Speed
Damn the torpedoes We’re going to $220
No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crepes.
The foul stench of lakers fans excuses...
Send that weird man back to lndonesia
Well I was mauled by a cougar learned nothing about HVAC And my good work pants got dirty
‎ YOU GOTTA WATCH IT WHEN I GET INTO AUTOGRAPH MODE
It's odd and off-putting to pray to a baby.
I don't have a car no more. Can you come get me?
Watch out Nate
Don't listen to these people, Ricky. You're a winner.
-No, you listed like 8000. -Less than that.
You need to fire it up.
Cause of
I MISSED YOU MAMA SPEED! MANNY IS BACK!
No, not at all. lt means it's all in his mind.
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
Nothing wrong with Silver
Hand gestures are key To sealing that deal!
All right? Tomorrow, I'm coming for you.
Dad, where are you going?
...just a little imp and so cuddly, but still gifted in the Force...
Sweet Lord. Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate.
Are you all geared up? Graveraiderz
No, no, Ricky. No blindfold.
Say hello to Dr watts
-Really? -Yes.
lt is a sign of friendship in many countries.
i can feel the motors running up my legs
Oui We? we are not french
And most importantly, we thank you...
Don’t you put that evil on me Michael Saltus
-Bye, kids. I'll see you next weekend. -Bye.
hi chip
yea im puttin alot of my eggs into that basket the AMD basket
-No, jelly. -Am I right?
Greta
(Fucking Bears)
...but that Wonder Bread car is toast.
No, I know, I know. I'm just excited, man!
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, JUST THROW IT TO THE DAMN MONSTERS ON THE OUTSIDE!
If you don't drink IPA's, then fuck you
And at the opposite end of the grid, Darrell, Ricky Bobby.
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... THANK YOU for getting this loan outta our lives!
Who’s ready for Applebee's. Everybody pile in.
He's always crying!
We're winners. Winners get to do what they want.
...or T.R., as we call him...
Cut it off, Pepe Le Pew!
Ain’t nothing wrong with aluminum
oh i'm your dear now? and why after you tell me to get a life? well things have changed and i was just an original embodiment to begin with anyway.
Mingler Engaged
Dad, you made that COVID your bitch
HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!
By the way, Riley. I watched the Superman movie It was shit
I'm the magic man
Greatest generation my ass!
He's Always Crying! Tough love it is
Are you kidding me? Mama, why did you go do that?
You just cruedly pasted your face over mine
...of shake....
Zach James? He's got two first names.
Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky, is your father here?
With all due respect I had no idea you had experimental surgery to get your balls removed
My smoking hot wife Callie
well Jason blay is not a thinker. Jason blay is a doer.
Baby, he's not gonna come to the wedding.
He's amazing.
Would you stop staring at me like that, Susan? I swear...
How much you selling that 3090 for, old man
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
lf you ain't Chop, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?
Here's the deal - we're the best there is. Plain and simple.
Tomorrow I’m coming for you Steve
who wants to go fast?
Won the Nobel Prize for physics back in '93.
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
-Cheers. -Yeah.
-May God be with you. -Yeah.
He is dominating NAS CAR.
I threw a bunch of grandpa static’s war medals off the bridge
-That's right, Powerade's number one. -Not just for hydration, for vitamin.
Come on, I was high when I said that
Not Rooting For Them Lions
Ricky Bobby, who never met a sponsor he wouldn't push...
“Get down, Karen!”
That doesn’t make and sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
Bosnia and Herzegovina They have two country names
Who Needs Two? I Got Tickets!
Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!
I'll get you. Which one of your cars do you miss the most? I'll bring that one.
Here I Come. SWIG SPECIAL ENGAGE!
He's fine. He just can't controI the muscles.
This is just dumb. I can't see a thing.
You better shut up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent.
You made that debate your bitch
...learned nothing about driving, and my CrystaI Gayle shirt was ruined.
ln the song ''The Gambler,'' you sang:
...and looking at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head?
...and I did it.
I said, “with all due respect”?!?
Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
-It's okay, baby. -Take it easy.
and that is ... the vibrations .... from the rockets.
Learned nothing about driving, and my Crystal Gayle shirt was ruined
Because it says I’m formal, but I’m here to party too
I sound like a massive prick.
Look, I need to talk to you.
You people are in the wrong on this one!
Yay!!! Two Wide Receivers!!!
...untiI I figure it out. All right?
Just want you to know, I got your back, bro. No matter what.
...that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.
I'll tell you the truth MTG. I'm a little confused by your tactics.
You have spilled my macchiato
In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
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What's implications mean?
Hey Buddy!
I'm through lying to myself, you know?
T H
If you get first then how am i gonna win?
In the biblical sense
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Trap Bar Deadlift Pr's Ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Well, what? I said “purported”
These balloons are dangerous and inconvenient but I do love a party
The answer is never!
I’m a veteran and a diabetic!
See You WHen You're grown up
No, I'm not. Come on. It's gonna be awkward.
although today I am friendly, Friday will be...WAR
Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
...will end up in Victory Lane.
I had such a great time last night, seriously, if we left without spending a nice evening around the faaar, I would've been upset. This is what the little 11yr old neighbor said to me
...except I am from Formula Un.
lf you ain't first, you're last.
Ricky Bobby, a force to be reckoned with, possibly...
I like to think of Tony Soprano, like, with giant eagle's wings. And singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd...
No no no! He’s always crying!!
What's that got to do with this?
It's reaI nice. I got it at Target. It's on sale.
...and the blowjob.
It was shit.
Dear AFPC Assignment Gods
Look at ric flair, legendary competitor
...not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby lnc.
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What does that mean? lt makes no sense!
We just have so much to be thankfuI for.
That's good. That's good fun. That's good fun, Matt...
She said, ''No, you're wrong.'' I said, ''You got a lumpy butt.''
Laser rep post sale support be like..
-Ricky! -Cool!
One, two, three!
You’re gonna break us like wild horses ain’t ya?
That's dumb
After leg day today
-Dolly, it's so good. -Oh, it's really, really good.
-I'm not gonna say it. -Good.
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little
What do you care about me or us? You never even met your grandkids.
I’m coming for you Steve
This is going downhill fast.
Why am I still talking to you?
If we wanted us some wussie baby blue uniforms We’d have gone to ODU or Ole Miss
How much you sellin' that old C.P.U. for, Old Man?
You gotta win to get love. Everyone knows that.
Inspector to contractors
with advances in modern science it’s not crazy to think i could live to 245 or 300
Me around any homeless person
Me going into surgery Thinking I’ll come out with a super power
Tuesday night?
It's time for lunch!
He was a treasure goblin! He carried a satchel!
I'm flying through the air. This is not good.
There's nothing sexuaI about it.
‘cause I like to BRAAAP I like my Jesus to BRAAAP
I Can't Understand A Word You've Said The Whole Time.
Here we go, boys.
If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.
Got more plugs in him than a Circuit City.
-Yeah. -Hey, what are you doing after this?
There's A Kilo Of Colombian Bam-Bam in the top case. Time To Be A Man
THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY, AINT IT?
You gotta learn to ride with the fear
-There's nothing wrong with silver. -Nothing wrong with silver at all.
are you am gay yes, yes i am the gay
How much you selling that Candy for, old man?
That's what's happened. It's over. He's finished.
Election 2016
The human heart is such a mystery.
Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee’s?
Goodbye, buddy.
-You hear? -You wanna hang out in your house.
I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky.
Hey!
Wake up, idiot!
Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons who are talented and star athletes...
Robert Muller
Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
This is egregious You hear me we were cell mates carl
Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes...
-Shake and Bake in full effect. -It's always been like that.
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
...he could start a fire with his thoughts?
Well, I was thinking more along the line of....
I want this music out of my head.
-Let's sell these bitches, huh? -Hell, yeah.
And across from Monsieur Def...
YOU MADE THAT COMPETITION YOUR BITCH
We invented democracy, existentialism...
Tell him if he doesn't do it, he's done. That's right, he'll be driving a tour bus.
Scott wants to Go Fast!
...for billions of years! And it is good, and you use it, and you ride it.
Why don’t go ahead and show me that doc
Say hello to DR WATTZ
Am I on fire? I'm on fire.
I play for keeps!
How have you been? What have you been doing?
If you don't like Just Track it on Facebook, then f*** you.
Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a....
I Can't Understand A Word You've Said The Whole Time.
-I gotta get going! -Go, go!
They're like pancakes, maybe even better.
-How much more of this? -I don't know.
Everything cooL that we said, you wrecked it.
Yup I am flying through the air. This is not good.
Come on. Get in this house.
It will be GWAR!
...learned nothing about driving, and my CrystaI Gayle shirt was ruined.
dear lord baby jesus, we also thank you for my cat's father, mr. whisker's
You are the weirdest little girl I've ever seen
That is a fair compromise, no?
Remember that time everyone thought beating Melb was a turning point? Who's retarded now?
What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
-I love you, bro. -I love you too.
I'm just gonna get in there. I'm just gonna grab the handle.
Well, Gregg, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
Our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken
Baby, this is Ted Beamen from Halliburton.
Im Goin' Fast Againa
-You happy? -I'm very happy.
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
...I just wanna say that Powerade is delicious...
Excuse me, guys. Nice job.
Well said, grandson. Take that as a compliment.
I work too hard for your bull, CHIP.
-What the hell are you talking about? -My husband, Gregory, and l...
Im saying sometimes you put a battery rack together, you get super powers
We pray for Adam's leg... It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering it...
lsn't that cute? With a little pot of gold.
I like to picture my baby Yoda in a tuxedo shirt
How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her?
Yo, Terry. Terry, we got the caution. Bring it in for a pit. Let's work on it.
-Our house. Our house. -Our house, yeah.
-No. -Wake up. I need to talk to you.