Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...we just thank you for all the bounties I've caught and the 25,000 grams of Beskar Steel--

...you guys go take a chill pill. Enjoy the win!

I am a professional conductor And an amateur real estate agent

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean, like He could start a fire with his thoughts?

-Yeah. What else? -A little bit of heat.

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-I don't want to know. -That's news to me.

Looks like someone Wasn't hugged when they were little

Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam...

i watched the avatar 2 trailer it was shit

And so then I got a marketing job with NASCAR.

They got bottomless nachos at Bennigan's.

Way to go Ricky Bobby Fisher

and I’m at work, and I’m hammered drunk

Hey Penny You Know you're driving like a a bitch called Billy okay fucker

Can feel the motor...

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Here I Come. SWIG SPECIAL ENGAGED!

And we look forward to powerades release of mystic mountain blueberry

If you boys don’t straighten up I will paint your back porch Red!

Wake up, idiot!

Look, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a new house...

YAYYY!!! TWO FUNERALS

Remember the draft? Who's retarded now?

I was gone three hours. Dennit just fired me from the team.

First off: My sons no longer act like retarded gangbangers.

that sounds like a good day

-Okay, then! -I'm in there with you!

I'll drive 1 00 miles an hour to your house.

lf you ain't first, you're last.

We created the missionary position.

Tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed.

I can get used to this Winning thing!

...my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons...

The room's starting to spin reaI fast.

Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

Do it Dad, get your balls back!

Winners get to do what they want

...and what better gift to give a loved one...

Driving in to work today

I like to Party!

I missed you, Mama Speed. Ricky Bobby's back.

That's kind of creepy, ain't it?

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!

Vet Riders at Rocky Hill Hard Scramble

...and he just flings magic stuff out the window.

...but I saw what happened to you on the television. You saw the fear.

As it stands now, Jean GirardAs it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

...you are the weirdest little girl I've ever seen.

Gotta Watch It When I Get Into Military Quote Mode

We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal

As a sign of humility, if you kiss me on the lips now...

I bet it could. Start her up.

how much you want for that food and fuel, old man?

It's time to go home to jesus. goodbye, buddy.

That’s dumb It’s dumb

There you go, baby. Give him hell.

I'm gettin' bored, man. You wanna come over and play G.I. Joes?

...bearded Jesus, whoever you want.

Because I like to party.

You know what? There's only one good thing about coming to the races...

It’s not good

lt looks like neither Girard or Bobby will finish this race.

Me talking to you in the band parking lot

Okay, I'm really gonna open it up!

--that I have accrued over this past season.

Why would I come to your guys' wedding?

The rooms starting to spin real fast Cause of the gayness

Don’t you put that evil on me Dr pressly!

-What do you think of the race so far? -It's good. They're going really fast.

I gotta go check on cuckoo bird.

I Can't Believe it

You try to slap me I’ll sock you straight in the face

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought someone had told you. He's fine.

No. Never again.

You're wrecking my life!

-All right. I'll talk to you tomorrow. -All right, man. Talk to you tomorrow.

With all due respect, Eddie...

-Hey, I’m Avis. -And I’m Danny.

Don't you get it? You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Break it, Pepe Le Pew.

Oh, my God! Ricky!

Don’t you put that evil on me Dr pressly!

IMA COME AFTER YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY

I SPREAD MY BUTT CHEEKS AS MIKE HONCHO

All right, go get them.

Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.

I give you one option, Monsieur Bobby.

I think your house is haunted.

''Damn, I wish Ricky was here.''

But my mama say he's out racing cars...

Only one good thing about icy groomers on pin bindings And that’s the vibrations

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The wedding's not for a couple of weeks.

best movie ever made.

Pete made the Pedro his bitch!

HELP ME TOM CRUISE

THE DARKNESS IS CREEPING TOWARDS YOU WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOGT

No! I honestly did not know that!

Well, that's the thing. The doctor said you suffered major trauma...

...our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken.

Dear tiny infant Jesus, we--

Don’t you put that evil on me Commissioner Kauffman!!

Raciel setting the bar for the year

lt might poop out little reaI rabbits out the back that'll run around the track.

Ricky, man, you gotta cross over the anger bridge.

I can feel the vibrations

one single plop

There's something I've wanted to tell you for a really long time.

I would love to. No!

But I just wanted you to know... ...that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Hancho.

How much you sellin that DATA for OLD MAN!!

Did you just say ''party''?

With the advancements of modern science Its not crazy to think I cant live to 245 maybe 300

Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's something to pick your spirits up.

You guys heard it.

Yeah, Lucius, that's crazy.

Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus...

...but I am faster.

All right you got me That’s an awesome nickname

Okay, you're starting to creep me out, man.

Thank you, Popeye's!

We're no longer friends anymore.

I'm getting bored. You wanna come over and play G.l. Joes?

-You all paid up on that? -Yeah. That's all paid in full.

Craig deciding to play In Turkey Bowl 50

Here I come, Slingshot engaged

Ricky Bobby wins!

You are not the one to defeat me.

lt was completely illegaI and in no way will count, but that was something.

Jean: Gotta have a talk with that merchant Merchant: ...

Starting in the rear of the field, underfunded...

Jean Girard started from the pole and is out to a big lead.

Bobby's boxed in. There's nowhere to go there.

-Yeah, and it turns out it's Jesus. -Yeah.

It's a baby boy.

-Shake and Bake! -Doesn't that feel good?

We? No we are NOT French

When your friend thinks his turbo sled sounds cool

But I have thought about it, and I want the plug pulled.

Well, basically, what happened to you is that you saw the fear.

Just say "I love really thin pancakes" That is a fair compromise, no?

Scott, you made that hurricane your bitch

Let’s Do This!

Oh, man, this is absolutely crazy. I mean, this is borderline reckless.

What were those things? Were those the other cars?

Excuse me, coming through.

Have you all seen my ladder. Har dee har ha ha

WELL, DICK, HERE’S THE DEAL: I’M THE BEST THERE IS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

-Oh, my God. -What happened?

...following an exciting running of the Talladega 500.

...and, as a gesture, I would like to...

I mean spread, man. I pulled my butt apart and stuff...

Well. I wish I coulda been there for that.

Me after throwing up

I see Dad. He’s having a chicken sandwich.

Whatre those things? Are those the other QBs

Without me on the track?

Don’t you put that evil on me Levi Lawson!!

I’m taking care of your house good

I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me...

That's a problem.

No. Never again.

Beach ETA..I have come to defeat you

Tell them to Take him out

You just made that baby your bitch

You got hair on your peaches or what?

What do you feel? Tell me what you're feeling.

...and they have their legs taken away!

It's a hot one here in Talladega...

Dang You made life your bitch

Me calling Kahn to concede

Go shave your balls you dusty old fart

I like to picture my Buff like a mischievous badger.

All right, baby. Come on, now.

...and that is the vibrations from the cars.

You know what Lyle, I wake up and piss excellence. Challenge Accepted

It it, isn’t it?

He was a MAN. He had a BEARD!

''Come face your destroyer''? Listen to how I sound.

How much you selling that web domain for old man

Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country-music stars...

You tell district that RS Portland is my best friend

Damn The Torpedos

Get your balls back! Do the honorable thing!

Who needs two? I got tickets!

What was that? Where those the other cars?

If you don't chew Italian Beef then fuck you

Shanking things up At the Fabiano’s

That's how we do it.

-Pizza. -ltaly.

Only thing you’ve ever done with your life is make a hot daughter

Ricky Bobby You gotta win to get love. Everybody knows that

Raciel setting the bar for the year

Right now, you do it. You do it!

It's in the Geneva Convention

Matt Luke He’s got two first names

Did you eat peanut butter or something?

Clif I'll take the tickets. I got two

Tomorrow Will be war!

I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here...

I'll come at you Like a spidermonkey!

These balloons are dangerous and inconvenient but I do love a party

We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers...

Do you wanna know why I think that you should race again?

Well, lookie I guess it’s because

...what it's like to manage a Waffle House.

...where tonight we'll go 500 miles.

Your a dumb cunt, Melani

...we both know that this marriage has been over for a long, long time.

You just-- Sometimes things click.

We invented the Missionary Position, You’re Welcome!!! “Merica”

with advances in modern science

Get all this crap off you.

Oh well there's Strikes 2 And 3 right there

Someone didn’t love Gym enough.

I’m all jacked up on albuterol

So I was talking to Nana on Saturday, and her birthday's coming up...

January collapse by the Hawkeyes, engage!

Tell you the truth, I'm a little confused by your tactics

Ain’t nothing wrong with silver

Suppers ready c'mon y'all I've been slaving over this for hours

-But I ain't calling you Daddy. -Well, what you gonna call me?

Brando must be freaking out With all the deals he's missing

She’s been moaning and crying Damn, I wish johnson was here

And we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry.

I'm all JAcked up on montain dew

I have kept my mouth shut for a really, really long time.

Not a lot of room. He's in the wall!

-...as I held him. -Oh, man.

Is that Kim’s car?

!!WAR!! !!WAR!!

Nana is declaring Granny Law little man

Went and got myself a $300k handicap accessible Kia... You all paid up on that?

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?

I am so excited.

Come on, what kind of dude wears a thong?

I'm gonna settle this thing. Let's just get ourselves...

I'm all about getting to the front tonight, Lucius. Let's go! Let's move it!