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-Oh, really? -Quiet.
So you're gonna lose to me on purpose?
-Tactics? -Yeah. I'm gonna keep acting tough...
-Sorry. Sorry. -Get out of the road!
Help me, Tom Cruise!
What were those things? Were those the Yr 2 Projections?
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was SHIT!
YAY!!! TWO PLEBE YEARS!!!
Does it matter?
I gotta tell you, Granny, this blows.
New hobby...engage
Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.
Well
If you get first Then how am I gonna win?
Wake & Bake
Hey, guys.
I have not finished.
-What? -Nothing.
I've seen a lot of big crashes at Talladega...
We don't have any fancy team owners.
Mr. Bobby, you are magnificent.
William
Now, I don't know who he conned into letting him start this race.
I know. I've been calling them all day trying to get you...
Short squeeze, engaged
the right to recline your seat is in the geneva convention. look it up!
How'd you even get hooked up with him in the first place?
I am the greatest one in the whole world.
Hey driver, drive these!
-Come on, man! -Yeah, Ricky. Okay.
I don't even know what that means but I love it!
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Son, that was lovely.
...and the always delicious Taco Bell.
Will-I-am I have come to defeat you
So now the winner, he was third, he's now number one:
Let's find out a little bit more about him from our reporter, Davey Wesling.
I'm a drivers wife I don't work
Say hello to Dr. Watts!
I know, I'm sorry. It's my fault, I shouldn't have been standing.
I GOT YOU PEPE LE BITCH
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No, I don't know what that means. I guess, longer life.
Who retarded
I mean, he died last night in my arms...
Well, Stew Here's the Deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple
Get Your Balls Back Go Fast Again
Me going it
...of all time, Kenny Rogers.
Thanks Dave
You made that fence Your bitch
I'll just bury it down inside.
A little planning can go a long way.
Hey, don't bump me.
No, no, no! No, he needs to know!
Cause of the gayness
We keep it on there for profiling purposes.
We are getting married Ricky.. And we are getting matching leprechaun tattoos...
See I think you DID mean to go to Sam’s Club in your uniform I also think that you meant to be thanked for your service.
Help me Alla!!
Suppers ready!
(Applebee's)
Do it, rent that Camaro,
Cal?
Nacho cheese fountain Sounds kind of redneck to me
Guy's dangerous, Ricky. He's like a cobra. Back off!
I'm sitting here in this enormous haunted mansion, can't sleep.
You just lost your girl Don’t throw on your best friend because of your anger
...lying there in your little ghost manger...
You don't stop liking sex when you're old.
These tickets have been waiting for you for a long time
You made that test your bitch
Don't stop.
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You have forced me to do this Just say I love BMWs
...for the girI who forgets to get your dry cleaning?
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for AJ
and they have their carries taken away in the second half!
Squis butt cheeks were very Mike honchoy
Give me that thing.
Cars Lightyear inspiration Goodyear
i fucked your mom
Cuz I like to Party
Down, Get down Karen! Get down, Karen!
He's suffering from catatonic shock.
Derek teaching Jackson
-Shake.... -And bake!
Feels good facing Kilmer doesn’t it?
Come back to the friendship shore.
I can't believe it! Oh, my God!
-Would CaI move out? -Yep, gone.
ou came in and you said, ''lf you ain't first, you're last.''
-That's a little quick. -You see what he did?
There's going to be a croissant I'm going to take away.
These men will not quit.
yay! two plebe years!
...I don't know, between five and 1 0.
I could help them! I know now!
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Marcus
Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?
What's ''planters'' mean?
Come on, baby! Yeah, that's it.
Wise decision bringing me in to help set up
you have spilled my macchiato
See you when youre grown up!
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Do It, Dino. Get your balls back!
.... because although today I may be friendly... tomorrow.... GO DUCKS1
...and the always delicious Taco Bell.
Cal, do you realize the implications of your actions right now?
I sure the hell am Herbio. I love the way he talks to people.
Oh, God, help me!
well I like Dingie the best and im saying grace!
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
There's your mother-flipping track form.
it was shit!
Shit.
I do love fig newtons
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No Bid! No Bid! No Bid! -Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!
Or Really Thin Pancakes
Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear Baby Yoda. This is the way.
Energy Matching Engaged
I'm still sitting in my Dirty Pee Pants
Motherfucker, what makes you think I care?
He found that wheelchair in the hallway.
...who wears, like, a white outfit...
Yeah... who's retarded now bud?!
You wanna see what my life is?!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I can't believe it!
Nice denim shorts, dude Hey, shut up man!
Our sponsors are really gonna shit a chicken. Michael Clarke Duncan, shut up.
So, what's it gonna be? Fear or prison?
Hey, listen to me. lf you're calm, that wondrous big cat will be calm too.
...
With all due respect, Bishop…..
That's why I'm on the bus. I'm delivering pizzas.
Look. I wanna drive. My arm's fine. So let's get the car off the trailer.
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If you don’t chew big red, then fuck you
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Oh, gooder than grits.
-There you go. Yeah! -Right?
love me that deebo
You're stuck on an anger bridge.
What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car?!
All Right Professor Dickweed What's the Plan
Can you speak up, Ricky?
-Jelly? -You like to put jelly on a lady?
I'm saying, sometimes you get a knock on the head, you get speciaI powers.
Big Red Gum fuck you bubble gum
that ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Hey, Cal, I'm sorry about wrecking you today.
-Yeah! -Yeah. Turn up the heat.
Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it
Answer me this: When you're in spa mode...
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Anthony Joshua… Jake Paul… They’ve both got two first names.
-You missed me at the wedding? -Oh, man, it was so classy.
IT WAS SHIT!
Magic Man!
-I close my-- -Do you hear me? Never ever!
''Feels good going fast, doesn't it?
Wake up, idiot!
Well, Jules, Here's the deal, we’re the best there is, plain and simple
Now is there anyone out there who wants to be a qb
I can tolerate Kilmer again, woooo!
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This wing is inconvenient but i do love fig newtons
Get her a coffin.
I'm not gonna answer it
Hey, come on, man. I'm on a bike. Relax.
If you don’t like Barstool Personalities Then fuck you
N7 prior to ctx
Well Dick, NDP is the best there is, it’s that plain and simple.
I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
What's ''implication'' mean?
God needs the devil.
-Hey, Dale. -Hey, can I get your autograph?
how much you want for those snickers, old man?
You gotta feel the road. You gotta let it live inside you.
Happy Birthday Bryce
You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine.
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
Hey, Ricky.
You're the weirdest little girl I've ever seen
I want you to hit up every independent driver out there for spare parts.
Tees at VHCC
If you don’t ride Honda 250’s… Then fuck you!!
How much you selling that weed for, old man?
Hey I Don't Even Know Why I'm Talking To You
I'm declarin Granny law
My leg hurts We are no longer friends
I’m 10 years old, but I’ll beat your ass.
Originations, collections & recoveries all hitting 100%
He was a treasure goblin! He carried a satchel!
I wanna tell Gerard Depardieu we're coming for 'em.
If you don’t Le Creuset, then FUCK YOU!
This is not good
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...and you know that fear is powerful because it has been there...
-lt sure as heck does. -No, it doesn't.
I got a pretzel in my head
There you go.
...but just let me help you as a man.
Why is it that you always fall for people who leave you?
...we were up all night working on the car.
I’ll tell you the truth I’m a little confused by your tactic
Well, I wish I could've been there for that.
Come on, son. You can do it. Come on.
...and this car, and this cougar...
My mama got problems. She just lost her leg.
-I'm on fire. I don't wanna die. -Come back here.
NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON’T PEE ON ME!
Talladega nights
Thanks, Daddy. I gotta tell you, I feel good. Heck, you know what?
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-I didn't say it! -No, you did not.
-Give me that thing. -Cal, you're number one!
well here is the deal, I am just the best there is plain and simple
-Hey, buddy. -Naughton Jr. is letting Ricky Bobby...
They won an award For the best home start ever
Jacque, You gotta watch it when I get into packing mode.
So get ready for some tricks up these sleeves, all right?
Trump at the Whitehouse
Granny law
Public schools, health-care system, giant water parks.
Slingshot, engage.
Go, baby! There you are.
This "Right for Like" its nonsense
Come on, Daddy!
...and take the phone off the hook because it's race day here...
Shave that shit
That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Go, go, go! Come on, come on, go!
And it smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.
fig it boy fucker
No Bid Market! No Bid Market! -Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!
-Yeah, I don't think so. -Really?
First, a very brief explanation.
Julie
-What?! -I know it...
Been keeping it in my bathroom at the motel, feeding it old pizza.
Bingo
...And put Windstream out of business.
She’s always crying Tough love it is for mucking around
All right, we got it, we got it. Hold it right there.
You try to take this thing away from me, and I'll sock you straight in the face!
-Hey, one more thing. -Yeah?
Everything cool that everyone just said .... you wrecked it
That's dumb
I'll cut right here. Stretch it out.
-With the claws. -With the claws and the beak.
We pray for Adam's leg...
Speed or jail?
It's in the Geneva Convention! Look it up!
I would have named them Robert Quinn and Medicine Womam
-You seen Cal? -He's somewhere around here.
They touch! They spin!
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