Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your my best friend! Your my best friend!

I found a whole rat in my nachos

-Yeah. -Good luck, weirdoes.

One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!

You made that pricing spreadsheet your bitch

I can’t believe it. It’s Donnie Darklo himself

I found a whole rat in my cobb salad

I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is, of course...

LOVE THAT MONEY!

Well, crazy is all we got right now, okay? So do it.

Because of gayness.

...who is a stone-cold fox.

...you gotta make friends with that fear. So get in the car.

Down Karen Got down!

Ben on the Way home

I don’t even know what that means but I love it

...and then maybe I'll say hello to these swamp rats.

All three people, all great champions, all loved.

You’re my best friend Ricky!

...and of course, my red-hot smoking wife

Nothin wrong with bronze!

"callu cha-cha" and they plant gorpe seeds then they process the brial "lymphatic" then they cook in han mal i with inmalrruu oskvbisujba entitled "drentanorthcussion" then they sorp and eat. then the rest in beds called "fruictoostionws".

Chris: Responding to the new asoc

I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.

-...how am I gonna win? -Yeah.

Calm down Karen

What are you talking about?

-These two are two in a million. -I am.

Oh, I love when them cars whiz by.

We're the best there is. Plain and simple.

Who’s retarded now?

You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!

And we just came up with a new nickname.

Oh, hell blaine, I was drunk when I said that

how my Tuesday is going...

I can't believe it. I can't believe it!

Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

Golly, this is a hard decision.

I was depressed when I said that

By the way, Nate, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit

...in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...

Alright you got me That's an awesome golf cart

And you know what else? You never let me win one time.

You wanna see what my life is?!

Nancy's sure she's going to get it soon too. And if I'm last....''

I can’t believe it. If it isn’t Ike honcho himself

Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity.

Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.

-Not again! No go. No go! -It's stuck. It's stuck.

Hey, I'm sorry, guys. I mean, I hope your boys don't lose their legs.

I got you! I got you, man! I'll help you!

You're right. I was a totaI dick, man.

Get in the van lad!!

Man, I gotta lay off the Power Poker

-I let that go that day. -Yeah, I remember.

Oh, hell Ricky. I was high when I said that!

That come race time tomorrow, I'm coming for you, all right?

hooper I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

Didn't Ricky Bobby used to drive for you?

I mean, I just laugh...

Rumble Power Up, Engaged!

You made that term your bitch

Make the CashCall and ask for the Do-Over Refi. If you refinance your mortgage in the last 18 months, we'll re do it at 2.875% rate and APR with no closing costs. Make the CashCall at 877-890-CASH.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF MY DAY

I am French Oui No, we are not French, we're american

Hey, Ricky, you know you’re driving like a pissed-off teenager, okay?

Well, hey there, Ricky. How'd it go?

Ben on The way home

With all due respect, I had no idea you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

When you are 11-0 in your College Football picks

Ricky, the doctor told us...

-Oh, man! -Sometime today, son.

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Anarchy! Anarchy

...for making you come in second all those years.

I wanna be spontaneous

Did he just say ''stepson''?

And If You Do Not Obey Mott Law...

...handicap-accessible van...

Dear tiny infant Jesus, we pray for brad

...because it's the fastest who gets paid and it's the fastest who gets laid.

The Magic phone Now you see it, now you don't

How much you selling that George Pickens for, old man?

When your buddy doesn’t know if he’s going out on New Years..

And check out his crew chief over there.

Rob Manfred be like..... You tell Kevin Cash to take Benny Snell out!!!

when a troll starts mouthing off at 2 am in my group

I will paint your back porch red

Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?

There’s a goddamn cougar in the car

...with CaI Naughton Jr. finishing second.

I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.

Remember the field mouse is fast, But the owl sees at night!

When it’s raining the turkeys just disappear Abracadabra Holmes

It won an Academy Award For Best Movie Ever Made

Traitors/Bodysnatcher June 20th@Soundbar

Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.

Baby! That's my baby!

Let's take a quick commerciaI break and we'll be right back.

Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.

...who's been like a son to me, only better...

We? No, we are not French.

We'll use this knife to pry it out. We'll pull it out.

I WORK TOO HARD FOR YOUR BULL, CHIP

Well if it isn’t our mangy, transient OIC

the huzz seeing a ten foot tall direwolf freely roaming the ship

That Wonder Bread Car is toast

Wel verdomme?! Er zit een verdomde poema in de auto?!

And you will probably lose.

You came in and you said, lf you ain't first, you're last.

Glen I see you!

-Appreciate it. Hey, good luck today. -Thanks.

-Tomorrow you'll be in trouble. -I'll rip you a new one.

-What a lovely meal. -lt sure is.

AI! AI! AI! AI! AI! I don't know what it is, but I love it!

God, he's just following me wherever I go.

I'm still sitting in my cum panties

He was a man. He had a beard

CaI blew out his engine. You have no backup. Back off!

Well there’s strike 2 and 3 right there.

Well, you gotta listen to me here, okay?

I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket. The build up for Shania basket.

I got a chubby right now...

I’m just so proud of you!

...if you would accompany me to ballroom dancing on Tuesday nights.

Oh hell Chris I was hiiigh when I said that Oh hell Chris I was high when I said that

Damn I wish zach was here

What in the hell is he doing, guys? Get him off of me.

...that some bad stuff happened just now, but in time--

Kim not buying enough for everyone. Tragic

I know it’s a technicality, but I’ll tell you what: You try to take this away from me, I’ll sock you in the face.

We're American, because you're in America, okay?

Set him up that way?

Georgia v. Alambama

He actually did it!

CLEMSON BE LIKE..

...to bring together the Knights of the Round Table...

Kate you got watch out you don't stop me when i get into meme making mode

Shield guy too far in front

Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.

...it's Magic Man...

You're a tough man to find. You know that, buster?

And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

This is a fair compromise, no?

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My name is Dan Jakalski

Are you pressing the buttons in the back panel or in the kitchen?

Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the GME basket.

only good thing about icy groomers on pin bindings and that's the vibrations running up my legs

thanks girls! You'll be my best friends forever!

...Jesus did grow up.

You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!

I know it's a techinicality but I tell you what Anybody who tries to take this away from me is getting hit square in the face

If you don’t like Ted Lasso then Fu** you

HILLARY CLINTON RIGHT NOW…

What's she doing exercising at 2:30 in the morning?

I'm 1 0 years old, but I'll beat your ass.

Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!

No, no! Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby have wrecked in the last lap...

Is that an arrow in my ass?

Don’t you put that evil on me, Turcotte! Don’t you put that on us!

The Magic Man. Now you see me...

Your students when you become a black belt in BJJ

You're a sweetie pie.

Hold on, now, baby. Let's just see what this thing's got under the hood.

-Do it, Dad. Get your balls back. -Go fast again.

columbian bam bam

That’s a problem

Jill Biden Joe Bidens Secret Service

By the way, Joey... I listened to the Stella Brown Song. It was shit!

You people shut the hell up! You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep

Directed by Tom Bruno Jr.

-Okay, Reese. -Grandfather...

and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk

-...like retarded gangbangers. -Amen.

Because I like toparty

We were cellmates together, Andy. You got payback coming!

Dad, you made that grace your nerfherder.

lf you wreck that car, that's 200 grand out of your pocket...

Okay. I am a semi-professional race car driver... And amateur tattoo artist.

The foul stench of warriors haters comments...

...To help him launch his Starlink satellites as soon as possible

Hey, Cal! Baby, I'm coming. Thanks, baby.

Grandpa, would you like to take us fishing...

Well, girl, you got some game.

When the crack head starts bouncing around in the back of your patrol car

Who needs 2?! I got tickets

And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell...

That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed that like a split hog!

Marcus, in fantasy football You gotta win to get love. Everyone knows that.

faye's a cake george's a cake rihanna's a cake ashley gallagher's a cake maxine lewis's a cake georgette mallard's a cake.

CaI Naughton from Dennit Racing just helped a rivaI driver pass a teammate.

When the cop asks if I have anything to say after having me my ticket

Damn, I made that presentation my bitch

I can't believe it. if it isn't Mike Honcho himself.

Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Make that 2021 Dri tri time your bitch

And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver...

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

Oh hell, baggie... I was high when I said that

That's my teammate!

Oh nana, not my prison shank! In the can…

SAY HELLO TO DR. WATTS

We're really happy with what was going on.

You got a lumpy butt

Okay, okay, maybe don't interrupt me.

Maxipad the official tampon of LDR

Here I come. Slingshot engaged.

Richard Pryor Gene Wilder Joan Severance Kevin Spacey Alan North Anthony Zerbe Lauren Tom John Capodice Kirsten Childs Louis Giambalvo Kevin Nash Triple H Michael Cole Jerry Lawler

Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you for Elon Musk

CHARLIE just loves crepes

Well, that last one's pretty cool.

What's that got to do with this?

Qualifying final, I’m coming for ya

I don't wanna be raining on your parade, but I gotta tell you...

Come on, frat boy, you wanna go?

Crocker, losing never fun but here’s something to pick your spirits up

Meggy You My Best Friend

HAKUNA MATATA, BITCHES

Damn a whole mess of Curry sounds good right now

-Right. -...but I'm here to party too.''

...and I never gave you your due. lt was my fault.

...at the Talladega Superspeedway.

That just happened!

Flying over the golf course at 6.9 feet. He’s just a stupid cowboy

I don't know what organ or bone people have...

We Would've Name Them Robert Quinn and Medicine Woman, Okay?

You made the drug challenge your bitch

I got my arm wrapped up like a freakin’ gordita

Come on, man, that was last week.

Everything cooI that Susan said, you wrecked it.

The foul stench of kd haters comments...

lt doesn't matter, Lucius. We're in last place. Relax.