Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was a hell of a grace, mando. You nailed that like a womp rat!
Love that money!!!
WHY IS IT DUMB?
Hang on, baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy.
Mr. Bobby, come on down here.
Discord at night be like:
Hey Logan, everything cool that Paul said, you wrecked it
I got a pretzel in my head.
-Yeah, I know. Yeah. -Hey! I love you!
Although today I am friendly Tomorrow will be war
How much you sellin them Sapos for old man?
-There they are. -What in tarnation?
By the way, Nate, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
ls it, Ricky?
Up on top!
Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter Happy Mother’s Day
Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.
Terry Cheveaux is refusing to drive. One of his crew members...
Them: are you really going to block anyone who asks a question? Us:
Yep. Yeah, I think.... I guess things are...
Just say I love American bacon
Go to your room, right super now. It's spanking time. I didn't do it yet.
today. . .
Riprocks has rats!
It certainly does look delicious.
Don't you say it 604Bronco, those beavers don't run!
asdf adf
...but I just heard from Dennit.
Yeah, that's messed up.
-Hustle up, hustle up. -Hey, man!
YAYYY!!! 4town's funeral
That's what I'm saying. My head's all tied up like a pretzel.
He sold the windshield!
I am so paralized!
this is egeas you hear me egeasssss
What’s implications mean?
Let's dig in!
-None. -Exactly.
...I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 2 45, maybe 300.
Just say It's called soccer
Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.
I’ll hold your hair
Jerome, you brought this on, man.
...you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use...
may god be with you, because although today i am friendly, tomorrow will be war! Gig'em Aggies
Trump addressing Pelosi
It's like, you know....
You nailed that like a split hog
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let's dig in
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
I like to picture Dracula in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party
-...and I know you wanna win that thing. -No, I don't.
...we just want to say to all you other drivers out there...
Hey, what happened to the family portrait?
I got a message for all of them. Ready? Shake and Bake!
...and it cools you off on a hot desert planet.
let's dig in!!
You have forced me to do this Just say I love BMW
-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. -And I'm CaI Naughton Jr.
Hold it right there, Mr. Fancy Pants Foreigner.
I wet my bed untiI I was 1 9. There's no shame in that.
don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres
...to try to show he can still get the job done.
I like to think of Hubanek walking around constantly aroused
...in an attempt to come back from his grisly crash.
He was a treasure goblin! He carried a satchel!
Uh, who the heck am I? You're Sonic. I'm new sidekick.
I'll tell you what, though, guys, that was a hell of a race today.
But you have forced me to do this.
When you have the stereo on at the same time as the TV... ...how do you controI the volume on the TV?
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, But I do love Fig Newtons.
love me that doc
Brenden
Please be good pressly…
You Have Spilled My Macchiato
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
One single plop.
Someone didnt love you enough when you were little did they?
This is me
''You're first or last.'' You can be second, you can be third, fourth.
HELP ME ETHAN SMITH!
Well, I like the psychedelic shaman Jesus best, and I’m saying the grace
...you have set me free.
If you don't sear your meat for stew first Then f@#$ you
I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
See you, wouldn't wanna be you.
Send that weird man back to Indonesia
Dad, you made that dinner your bitch…
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
Not good
Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace.
...you are scared by anything that is different.
yes beryl scanfranscancosial? what do you want? i want to rokikeiki coakxchoopher desiree coake.
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Boy, you are a terrible driver, no?
I can't hold my tongue.
Yay, two Christmases!
We created the missionary position. You’re welcome.
...number 20 car, myself.
Wake up idiot
Refinance and stop leaking money. Make the CashCall at 877-890-CASH.
...and now he wants to get to know me?
...now you don't.
...Because although I am friendly...tomorrow Happy Opening Day!
Shake and Bake!
The only reason you ever need to do anything
love me that dk!
-You are pizza? -Yeah, we are pizza. I gotta say it.
lt doesn't hurt being Ricky Bobby. I'm not gonna lie to you.
So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue.
You better be bringing TJ's when you come over Or ima go apeshit on yourass
Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Shake and Bake is Dead
Hot dog. That’s like looking up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt
For best movie ever made.
Yay! Two Boomer Fridays!
I want you to say this Grace good so that God will let us win this game tomorrow
This is egregious, do you hear me? Egregious!
Yeah!
Teacher said I was wrong I told that teacher she had a lumpy butt
...my boys, my mama, and my lady would love me.
He was so scared, because you know how little he is.
Oh hell Ricky, I was high when i said that
Well, Gabby, Here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple
-We gotta tell him. -Now?
it was shit!
Ah, Ricky Bobby.
I am allowed to go out and play with big people Its my right
...and it's about that summer when you went away to community college.
Tees at VHCC
That's reaI nice. That's one of the nicest things you've ever said.
Justin Thomas He's got two first names
...I must be beaten by a driver who's truly better than me.
Hey Keith
If you ain't customer first, you're last You know what i'm talking about
when was the time i played the dark eye demonicon? when abraxas was on your horizon.
Oh, I love when those cars wiz by!
I can feel the electricity!!
And you always have to prove yourself. Wh--?
I remember your daddy used to love it.
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
Watch, the doors actually open.
His injuries are minor, but right now he can't deaI with the trauma of the wreck.
Okay.
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” Tom Wilson
AEW hell Danny I was high when I said that
I'm gonna scissor kick you In the back of the head
And your sponsors weren't doing very much, so...
Because I'm your daddy, that's why.
I'm flying through the air. This is not good.
because it says, like, I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too
I FUCKING HATE niggers
Maybe, Just Maybe
For this to happen.... Am I dead, man?
-What in the hell? -That is it!
Done for
We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NAS CAR.
-You got it. -Damn it. Okay.
Those two would go together like Cocaine and Waffles
Well like the late great colonel sanders said I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
-She's crazy. -Oh, thank you.
im putting alot of my eggs into that basket the AMD basket
Car ran real good
...with, like, a angel band.
I was just telling you that because--
We better hightail it outta here Frank’s gonna be pi$$ed.
Learned nothing about driving, and it cost me $1,000 to get fixed.
I'm 55 years old and all I got to my name is a car...
Marbach What were those Things? Were those the Year 2 Projections?
rivalry game homos
Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animal noises!
Big Red
-Come on. -Screw you, dude. I'm hanging up.
That MEME right there is trademarked by dean silvett, shame on you Phil
He still works there and he was crazy.
If you don’t like Barstool Personalities Then fuck you
george what have you been drinking 26 chevaux liquor? yes faye it's early days.
Say hello to DR WATTZ
Dr. K. until April 26th
Only Penny and Indonesia Got Away Deadly
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-Look at them buns. -Well, that is a set of buns.
-Carley, come back here. -Yes, Susie Q?
Craig I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
-Not Ricky? -I'm gonna windmill you.
Chip I I fucking hate niggers
Here to remind you, you do have balls, and you can golf on the weekend.
Meggy's 2nd Son Texas Ranger Spletzer
Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.
I don't even know what that means but I love it!
Like the frightened baby chipmunk...
You need to grab hold of the line between speed and chaos...
Ma'am I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I 'm also going to need to know where your commode's at Questions?
Ma'am, your dog is not dying She's just choking on a BBC!
walk in here on your two legs all fat and cocky
Oh hell, brennan. I was high when I did that!
You know, Larry, there's good days in racing, and there's bad days.
Something speciaI about him.''
Man, he's scary good.
this is my husband Gregory
Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it
DON
-What's going on, man? -Ricky, let him go!
It’s not crazy to think I can play until 245 maybe 300
I’ve been waiting here for hours
And I would be honored if you'd sign my balls.
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie.
I'm going fast again
A little bitta heat
hey is that a huffy? thats a nice lookin bike boy
I can't sleep in here, man. I'm scared.
And I’m still in my dirty tea pants right now!
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
Turn that off right now!
I don’t know…
Airplane mode, engage.
What the hell are you talking about?
.
come on almost there! aah! sherpa! aah! now you know it's a warning.
...a reaI legend, Larry Bird.
Dusty says.
Bro you made that wod your bitch.
Dusty say this is how You talk Jon
So how's the physicaI therapy going?
Tragic
...that stipulates I mention Bantha-ade at each grace...
Frenchy can shoot
I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho
Get it
Do it Isaac, get your balls back. Go fast again.
Hey, shut up man
I could get used to this winning thing!
How much you sellin' them t-6A Texans for, old man
That's it. That is it!
...for eating all those hot dogs in a row.
...but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win.
Wow, that was cool.
-...maybe you could let me win a few. -Well, there you go.
Rich
F1
Who needs two? I got tickets!
Although today I am friendly Tomorrow WILL BE WAR
What's that delicious, crispy smell?
Son, I'm proud of you.
Are you asking me for a divorce?
When a coworker tells me I should be manager
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yep i'm flying through the air this is not good
His paralysis is entirely psychosomatic.
This movie is hilarious.
PUMP AND Dump!
Did you say "fire"?
One of you turds is about to Get smacked in the mouth
You made that script your bitch
Hey, just wanted to share a little piece of personaI information with you.
LARRY: I SEE YOU! HOYH: ody! WHAT DID I TELL YOU
-You're welcome. -Ricky Bobby...
I know it’s a technicality, but I’ll tell you what: You try to take this away from me, I’ll sock you in the face.
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You have live rabbits being pooped out onto a track?
don't 1999 go all the mercedes versace no maserati barbagallo ford no can't football don't intrest i just wanna go back to 1965 take a delorean tour of the survurbs yes then go time machine yes work capsule yes gangnam style before wrong decade i born in 20's my english is tongues yes allison and michael csi deed i get key talcum bompun
Michael, you made that shot your B&^%$ that shot your B&^%$
He's just taking a nap.
what Even is this
As the laps wind down, Jamie McMurray is the leader.
No, no, no, my friend. This way also closed. Not this way.
I FOUND A WHOLE RAT IN MY COBB SALAD
-Yeah, I feel that. -You are back!
I would be honored if you would let me sign your cast.
Tragic.
matt gaetz just had himself a bad day
Everyone's reaI friendly.
Get used to hearing it
Tickets, right here, 60 bucks a pop.
Wind is kicking up.
its rikcy its ricky
You what? You want me to break your arm? With a baseball bat!?
-I gotta take a piss. -Go, go, go!
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
-Oh, I love the crepe suzette. -With the sugar...
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