Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night, guys. I'm losing a lot of blood.
Now I suggest you and your wife: Mrs. Jim Beam
Be honest with me doc, is he ever gonna walk again? What? Oh yeah he found that wheelchair in the hallway
-Yeah! -That's Ricky, baby!
Denver has rats!!
Look, I don't know why I'm talking to you, okay? What is it?
Damn it. Come on, man.
to House Cape Coral
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Oh hell stick, I was drunk when I said that
Can you not see why I'm stuck on the anger bridge?
Directed by Tom Bruno Jr.
One, we tried hard. And two, we're still dear friends.
Them:How did your date go? Thinks of awkward ending
Tough love, it is. Tough love.
Dr. K until he retires
Ricky, your marriage was a hollow shell.
Who did you win that race for?
.
Yeah ok, but if you won… How would I win?
Look. Here's the deal. I came here to tell you one thing.
Don't you put that eviI on me, Ricky Bobby!
...apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Attaboy. All right, son.
Just because you say socially distanced, doesn't men you can do whatever you want. That's exactly what it means!
I know it’s a technicality but… If anyone else try’s to leave TEX I’ll sock you square in the face
You came in and you said, ''lf you ain't first, you're last.''
Ok
Ricky Bobby was traumatized during the incident.
Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities
Work Mode Enagaged
Hold on, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, Rick. What are you talking about?
Feels good facing your fear doesn’t it?
Spread your butt cheeks and take big blue
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, But I do love fig newtons.
Hey, sorry, man.
See your when you’re grown up!
When Bobby decides to sit in with Phish again
Election got me like
Do it dad get your balls back
I like the bay Jesus version
It's in the Geneva Convention
I'm all jacked up on orange burst
The jazz not pleasant for you? So why is the song on the jukebox.?
When you gym partner misses 2 weeks and shows up outta nowhere on chest day.
rearie phin pankake
Nós podemos ir na Gami Gami
You want to make this out to Charlotte?
...after maybe the first day. Within the first hour, I gave that up.
-Look at that. -What are we gonna do?
Gretchen, my friend, got her period. I'm so jealous, God.
You know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine.
A spider monkey? A spider monkey
The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Because I'm done. I'm done with the racing, with driving.
Hey, excuse me, Ricky.
SEAWOLF NATOPS
You gotta learn to drive with the fear
Well aren’t you just Shit outta luck lmao
The ninjas are trying to get me. The ninjas are trying to get me.
-Wait a minute! -It's CaI Naughton.
...now three car lengths behind the leader.
Bootleggers in Prohibition had to have cars fast enough to outrun the Feds...
...that makes them act right, but I was born without it. I'm no good.
There's something I want to get off my chest...
I lost my license.
Ricky Bobby
Just wondering if you can ditch school...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard!
lf you’re not there by 9am, Then Fuck you
-What? -I'm sorry.
John, that's not Kenny Rogers.
Only time will tell if Jean's foray into NASCAR...
if you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?
The world
US Gov. and Tik Tok
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
CONGRATULATIONS DREW HOPKINS 2022 IFL CO-CHAMPION
-What are you looking at, Popeye? -Shut up, you little pot-licker.
You tell CaI Naughton to take Ricky Bobby out.
Now, is there anyone out there who wants to go fast? Anybody?
If you shut down the learing centers Where will the fraud waste and abuse go?
I'm just kidding you, man. I don't wanna win.
Emma
Urging you to fuck off, Alan.
With all due respect babe, I'm gonna do some driving
I’m gonna flapper your main.
You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
Sandy, you made that named your bitch!
Where did you think of that?
But with advances in modern science and my high level of income...
Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitaI of North Carolina.
If you don't watch Turning Red, Then f**k you
Well there’s strike 2 and 3 right there
I don't know, but it feels like we're wasting a lot of time.
He's in his underwear again. Go get him, fellas.
TRJ
I like to picture Jesus with a monster uncircumcised hog
(You)Why are you doing this? Applebee's has rats!
You must decide, Ricky Bobby.
From Provence, France...
'Cause we like to party
What are you talking about? I lived my whole life based on that.
WELL, DICK, HERE’S THE DEAL: I’M THE BEST THERE IS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE
does that blow your mind? that just happened
Hugalo's Pizza. We are pizza.
SWIG SPECIAL. ENGAGE
CaI Naughton Jr.!
Everything cool that Josh just did… You just wrecked it
Jeff Hardy Shawn Michaels Randy Orton Alan Barton Cody Dawson Carter Dior Caleb David Erik Franco Gordon Hugo Ivan Jeremy Kofi Leon Marcus Noah Matthew Nixon Owen Park Quincy Ryan Sean Thomas Kevin Nash Triple H Roman Reigns Sami Zayn Bryan Danielson Chris Jericho Paul Wight Mark Henry
...but I don't know what to get her. She's gonna be 88.
Hakuna Matata Bitches
Only Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard got away clean.
Guys, let's go win ourselves a race, all right?
I'm too drink to taste this chicken!
Don’t forget the caramel in my macchiato.
how much you want for those snickers, old man?
You're not gonna wanna wash that forehead.
i miSSED YOU, MAMA SPEED NASCAR ON TNT SPORTS IS BACK!
Do it Mark get your balls back
That's from China.
Down Karen!
If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?
That's the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.
-No. -No?
...can't we resolve this conflict without anger?
Team 26 Theme
You’re making COVID your bitch
When your CPA tells you that you have to pay taxes this year!!
I'm Ricky Bobby.
Have you all seen my ladder. Har dee har ha ha
It's like Spanish, for like, a fighting chicken
...at the passing of the old South?
Keraiff Style
I'll see you out there.
''You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run.''
Dear Lord baby Jesus ... We pray that you will take these sexually deviant thoughts for my brother Dane here…
Head coach Mack Brown
Oh Nana, not my prison shank! In the can.
Sandy, you made that Named your bitch!
I will let you go, Ricky...
...where the big concern is the big wreck.
-Number one. -No.
Do you realize the implications of your actions
Girls I'm all jacked up on Pizza
-Susie Q, are those real? -Yeah.
...the guy that replaced you at Dennit, dead ahead.
...and then you win! You win!
I wanna go to space
-Don't tell the other drivers. -I'm not gonna tell anyone.
Sounds like a good day...
I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
I work too hard for your bull, Tiff
The room's starting to spin reaI fast.
You read my mind, son
She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants.
You know what we should do?
Utahans
Bro you made that wod your bitch.
Why is it dumb?
-Like, she likes afghans and quilts. -She's probably got a million of those.
That's it.
...
Okay I Am Meggy Spletzer
Yellow
Let me eat this, then I gotta make a phone call...
It's not the best car, but it'll move.
You're wrecking my life!!!
...Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.
Ricky Bobby, in the 6 2 car, on the move.
Damn, I made that presentation my bitch
-Hey, Stephen. -Hey, Ricky.
Hey, Cal, listen. I hate to add to your tremendous moraI confusion...
Blake, you brought this on.
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that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Tragic…
Les in Springfield
Hey. You're Breeze or you're Breeze? Which one of you is Breeze?
That was a Helluva interview Nailed it like a split hog
Did you hear what he just said?
My babe
I am a semi-professional race car driver
This is how I will help!
I just wish to hell you had a little more stupid cowboy in you.
Maybe Just Maybe
-I'm a veteran and a diabetic! -Dad!
Yeah…
I am so sorry. I thought you asked for onions--
-Turn on channel 42. -Forty-two?
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love Disney Plus
...and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley...
Dickie Bobby He's got two first names.
Yeah! lt rhymes, they're both verbs. It's awesome.
-...then I'm coming back, all right? -This is the bottom line.
So serious all the time about your big bracelet. Psh, who cares?
Are we about to get it on? Cause I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
Everything cool about that rainbow... You wrecked it!
That's his old ride, of course.
I've always had a lot of great ideas.
Hello.
I got it Target It’s on sale. It’s real nice.
Are you faking it? Fake it!
why dont you boys go dig a hole and ill get another beer
We're getting married, Ricky.
I want you to do this Candidacy good, so that god will let us win tomorrow
Brian
Bro you made that wod your bitch.
Hot dog. I mean, that's like looking up Bridgette Wilson-Sampras' skirt.
You don't understand freedom.
Hey, Ricky. You know you're driving like a pissed-off teenager, okay?
Face it, we suck.
How much you sellin that Breece Hall for old man?
Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it
-Hi. Those plates are hot. Enjoy. -You got your own skillet.
I am so paralyzed!
Bres
Happy Birthday big boy
ANARCHY! ANARCHY!
I love you, Cal!
shes always moaning and whining Damn, I wish Johnson was here
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
YO
I threw a bunch of Ohio States nat'l Championship trophies off a bridge
Can’t we resolve this conflict without anger?
Me
How about you dig a hole And I’m gonna get another beer
I see Terry. He's having a chicken sandwich.
The answer is never
The hell you talking about, ''my driver''? What are you doing with a gun?
Test Test
Steak Night is Mandatory
Mothers day? Thats dumb
He's a world-class trainer of German shepherds.
Hey, Derek, it's Ricky.
What happened? He's done. He's done.
Good call. Here, that's worth a nickel.
ls Ricky passing me in my subconscious?
Hey, it's me, America.
I'm embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.
All Right Professor Dickweed What's the Plan
Let's see what we got, guys.
We came up with it.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is a new track record.
-Mama! Mama! -No, Ricky, no.
That's why this group right here is the laughingstock of NASCAR.
Got your balls back !!!
Scary
Just say, I'm rooting for the Eagles
She already wasted?
Why?
Yeah, yeah, we're doing well.
Stepping on the court the first game of hylander volleyball
I do love fig newtons
-Beer money, huh? -There you go. Yes.
sunday
Its on!
Oh, my God! Help me! I don't wanna die! Stop, drop, and roll!
Who cares
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
Those little thin pancakes
thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever
When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff...
Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill.
Rachel, you made that class your bitch
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense.
But how did he get down to his underwear that fast?
You tell District that RS Portland is my best friend And it’s shake and bake time!
And now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker.
There's your mother-flipping driving test.
You gotta cross over the anger bridge and go to the friendship shore!
-Oh, baby, that is a good one. -Hey, what are you doing?
With the advancements of modern science Its not crazy to think I cant live to 245 maybe 300
when a knucklehead name Ricky Bobby accuses Michael Clarke Duncan for slanging Ghetto D
-Now get back in that car, you hear me? -No, I'm not getting in that car.
Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby.
-Come back at him. It's the only way. -Who are you?
And it's bad. I don't wanna give it to everyone else.
You know what's in the crepe suzette?
You're just like me. Talladega's coming up in a couple of weeks...
We? No not we just you. you will face the league alone, I'm outta here.
I MISSED YOU MAMA SPEED! NASCAR ON TNT SPORTS IS BACK!
Please be 18
-I lost all muscle control. -Yeah, you did.
Don’t you stick that knife in your leg!
Now, I am declaring Mott Law.
My Uncle when the quarantine is over
...and tell us life lessons and stories about your childhood?
Neuclear blast, engage.
-Deez, why are you doing this??
-You're lucky. -I'm lucky?
-Are you climbing on the table now? -Yes, sir.
Stretch, stretch. Stretch it out.
Little Baby Donny
Augusta County Fire and Rescue Strategic Plan
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
This makes us all realize the kind of pressure these drivers are under.
-Yeah. -First or last, right, baby?
-...like your know-it-all teacher here. -Okay, I think that's enough.
I’d like the plug pulled You do know he’s only taking a nap
Look. Here, help's coming.
-Could you do that for me? -Yes, sir.