Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Matt Luke He’s got two first names

We gotta tell him. -Now?

Yeah, okay, everything was fine. Thanks, thanks. Great job in the car.

I saw Ricky Bobby last night walking around with a cast on his arm.

But maybe, just maybe...

Guys summer weekend, You made that newly painted railing your bitch!

Horrid Henry!!! Horrid Henry!!!

You are good newbomb… But I am better

I got my balls back

Who's retarded now?

The greatest generation, my ass.

Ricky Bobby with yet another impressive win.

Sen. Michael Bennet

...that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life.

Oh Hell Meggy I Was High When Desti Died

...so I'm hoping to hear back.

You just crudely pasted your face over mine.

That was one heck of a day, I gotta say.

I wish you'd help me just a little.

Come January...This is egregious, do you hear me?

Stay at home order on Blizzard day

I knew 2morrow was going to be hot So I shaved my arm pits and legs. You're welcome

Happy Father's Day ONLY THING YOU EVER DONE WITH YOUR LIFE IS MAKE A HOT DAUGHTER

I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby's back!

Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one

That just happened!

Well said, grandson

Yeah, sure do. You know I do, Ricky. Got them right here, buddy.

I got u Indonesian Bitch

...we would've named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, okay?

Come here. You make me hot. Come here.

Help me Tom Cruise! Help me Oprah Winfrey!'

Bury it deep down in there, and never bring it up again.

Love that armor!

The new 68 rule and advances in modern medicine. No reason I shouldn’t live to 160 years old

Because I like to party

Ali Your marriage was a hollow shell

Meggy How She Won The Piston Cup

Them: are you really going to block everyone for asking questions? Us:

I’m in Tobey’s and I’m hammered drunk

-Are they the really thin pancakes? -Yeah.

Be good to hold them down by your side.

But what about you?

All right. You got me. That's an awesome nickname.

You just lost your wife. You just lost your job.

Hold my hand baby

I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

LIE AND RELEASE!

I can’t believe it. If it isn’t Mike Honcho himself.

...and he thinks you should take it slow for a while.

-Hey, baby. -Hey.

With all due respect, I'm gonna do some driving

...and this crowd of over 1 80,000 is enjoying one heck of a day.

DEAR 6LB 8 OZ, NEWBORN INFANT JESUS, DONT EVEN KNOW A WORD YET THE CAD IS GOOD!

It’s like Spanish, for like, A fighting chicken

-Now we got two in there. -Just don't think about it.

I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head.

-Hold on, now. Walk it off. -Oh, that hurts.

Love that money!

ls he ever gonna be able to walk again?

Covid-19 may cause...

...with someone else's junk in it.

Now, you show me the DNA test...

Send em over! Break em like wild horses

How much you sellin them putters for, old man?

I love you guys!

Lucius, what's he doing? He's everywhere at once.

Are you prepared to walk away from these pearls...

Make that dri tri time your bitch

All right, Lucius. Time to let the cougar loose.

-You wanna see what's going on here? -Don't you stick that knife in your leg.

CODY, MAKE THAT SLOPESTYLE COURSE YOR BITCH

...and the always delicious Taco Bell.

Problems? I don't wanna hear about your damn problems.

Put the damn chicken on the salad...

Ricky Bobby appears to be okay...

You know what I mean?

Zo Baldwin is not a volunteer, Zo Baldwin is a runner

...but at least we got something to run in.

I like to picture the Rock all country. Like on the back of a truck throwing back a couple beers.

Now is there anyone out there who wants to be a QB? Anybody?

Oh hell, Ralphie. I was high when I said that.

Yep It was stupid

Henny Indonesia

Send that weird man back to lndonesia

I would have named them Robert Quinn and Medicine Woman

-Hey, Daddy. -Well, hello, Reese.

Hey, man. You can walk! You can walk!

Get this engine built. Get it built.

Who needs goggles? Flow Vision Goggles Right Here

Hey, Cal, you should pay attention. I think he's passing you.

But if you score, how am I gunna score?!

I don't need to hear about doing a toilet.

Meggy Dickweed why'd you leave the keys upon the toilet

...how do you controI the volume on the TV?

He was a man He had a beard

We like to have a lot of laughs on the racetrack...

Shake and Bake?

Now, that's a teammate right there.

If you don't like EFFY than fuck you

Remember when we got kicked out of biology for playing with Matchbox cars?

I'm a semi professional hair stylist and an amateur tattoo artist

-Okay, but I think he might be stuck. -Grab onto something. Ready?

When some asks me if I can tell them how I survive in division 2 the way I do.

Me during the Sprint Drag Carry

Well, I like the country Taylor best and I'm saying grace

I missed you dudes.

im all jacked up on mtn dew

don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres

Work Mode Engaged

...but today we wanna talk about something serious:

Oh, I gave that up. Maybe the first day... Within the first hour I gave that up.

You all paid up on that?

Well, take a look. Come on, guys.

I wish I could crawI into one of those right now.

thanks champ you'll be my best friend forever

My head's all tied up like a pretzel!

...and with a tear coming out his eyes, he said, ''Tell Ricky, win for me.''

Where are you going?

What did you say? What was that?

Jesus was a man, he had a beard

That doesn't make any sense at all.

...or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesus...

Brad in a couloir randomly

-...you're talking out there. -Damn the torpedoes!

Look at Rue McClanahan from The Golden Girls.

When a coworker tells me I should be manager

I wanna go fast.

You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning.

When Liberals cancelled Pepe Le Pew

Jeez, I gotta go take a whiz. Get off my ass.

how much you selling that old liquor for, old man?

Someone didn’t love you enough when You were little did they

He's a winner! Winners get to say what ever they want!

-Thank you. -I mean, you've always looked good.

Oh, hell, Mikey, I was high when I said that.

Because I’m as hard as a ight now diamond in an ice storm r

lt would be a great time to go to commerciaI break.

I'm all jacked up on Interstellar Blends

Makes his move. Naughton's giving him plenty of room.

Before the boys in blue show up and you do 5-10

Poor little Donny

And then you showed up.

You can be second, you can be third, fourth.

Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it...

I'm not going back to being poor and dancing at the Wizard's Den.

Monsieur Girard, Ricky Bobby is here to see you.

Then how am i gonna win...

When liberals talk about Trump

Alright, professor dickweed...

Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.

Please don't be worried at the fact I have an erection.

Okay, that's fine. Go ahead, find a seat. Can we get these guys something?

Wel verdomme?! Er zit een verdomde poema in de auto?! What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car?!

IF you don’t listen to Cartel,fuck you

DON"T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKEY BARNETT

When your favorite uki fails to come to class

lf we don't get that car back on the track...

One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth

Skype button where's that? Outside on the lawn I went and put it there.

Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names

Now, Is There anyone out there who wants to go fast? Anybody?

Nice work, guys.

What were those thins Was that Andrew Dyson?

You're scared because....

-ls that right? -Yeah.

Dear 8 lb 6 oz, sweet, green, 50 year ago Baby Yoda

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKEY BARNETT

We made that L1 Queue

-You can cuss at Applebee's. -Everybody pile in.

I'll tell you the truth MTG. I'm a little confused by your tactics.

Who needs boxes? I got packing paper

Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

Semi professional race car driver

But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.

I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

I want this damn place clean

Shut up in here I’m trying to sleep

New post " I like to picture my baby Yoda in a tuxedo shirt"

What is that, a catch phrase or is that epilepsy?

Now let's go to John Hannafin, in the stands with a country-music legend.

I had a whole mess of ‘gansetts last night

I’m coming for you Sanchez

Send that weird man back to lndonesia.

Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Olive Garden?

MAN... I gotta lay off the *peyote*

I'm feeling the worn wood of the steering wheel.

You don't need to think, you need to drive.

Get CaI Naughton's crew chief on the radio right away.

We make the rules Not you

You got problems? I got problems!

- Wake up, idiot! -You wanna know what I am?!

I am being so incredibly rude, Monsieur Bobby.

here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

Love that money!!!

THE MAGIC TEAM! NOW YOU SEE EM...

does that blow your mind? that just happened

Come on. We were doing good there, man.

Well.... Yeah, this is tough. How would it work?

yes beryl torckskseirudnsaxiboowiddjdkskdkdkette? what do you want? i want to do some kenokeroseneing in kings park.

don't you put that evil on me, AMBER grither!

I'm also thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack.

...except I am from Formula Un.

Amber's Airline High Hopes

Ricky, finish the damn grace.

...is Dick Tangfield from Dynacorp.

We created the missionary position You’re welcome

Learned nothing about golf, sweated 5 lbs, and ruined my Chrystal Gayle shirt

These colors don’t run.

...we thank you so much for this bountifuI harvest of Domino's, KFC...

There we go, boy.

Erika Kirk be like…

Team, you made that day your bitch

It's all there for you.

See you when your all grown up

I MEAN, I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I HATE LEBRON JAMES.

The big story from Talladega:

Happy Birthday Mike Honcho!!!

Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one

Mr. Dennit, with all due respect--

Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!

These balloons are dangerous and inconvenient but I do love a party

What's gonna happen to me?

Also, I got my balls back on Golf King.

it's magic math

Yep, been there...

You made that grass your bitch

Oh, yeah, that's a really good point.

By the way, Joey, I drank the mezcal tequila. It was shit!

-Come on. -Man, I'm sorry about Carley.

Thanks, Cal. Shake and Bake. You'll be my best friend forever.

Well, he's just looking at you.

Trap Bar Dealift PR's

All right, Professor Dickweed. What's the plan?

...that we should let you work it out in your own sweet time...

Get you balls back! Do the honorable thing!

-...pawing at the air.... -He was a man. He had a beard.

I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one.

-Hey, shut up! -ldiot!

With a little pot of gold

...running up my legs.

-Oh, really? -That Shake and Bake is dead.

The 200,000 fans are on their feet, and the green flag is in the air.

I prefer solitude the day before a race.

who's filling in for emma di agostino? blatchley greenfield.