Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Ow.
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Oh, is it any good?
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
Oh, Joe!
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
But Homie don't play that!
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
I'd be a millionaire.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
it had a lot of parts.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Come on! Come on!
Joe!
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Uh, it's, uh,
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
A stunt... cock?
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Curses!
Understood? Yes, sir.
Yeah, steel that cock!
Wow!
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Uh-huh.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Hey, just between you and me,
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Whoo!
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Come on now! Come on!
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Na-tooki!
Prepare da meet...
- That is sweet. - So now what?
You...
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
This is incredible.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.