Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Prepare da meet...
Hey, just between you and me,
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
A stunt... cock?
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Ow.
Joe!
Okay, people. Let's go.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Come on now! Come on!
But Homie don't play that!
Oh, you make me so hot!
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
I'd be a millionaire.
Na-tooki!
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
This has really been a learning experience for me.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
Uh, it's, uh,
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
it had a lot of parts.
Whoo!
Oh, Joe!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Understood? Yes, sir.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Curses!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Come on! Come on!
Wow!
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Yeah, steel that cock!
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
You...
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Uh-huh.
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
This is incredible.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo!
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Now, how about we get really nasty?
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Oh, is it any good?