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Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Uh-huh.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
it had a lot of parts.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Understood? Yes, sir.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
But Homie don't play that!
You...
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Come on now! Come on!
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Come on! Come on!
Okay, people. Let's go.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
I'd be a millionaire.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Ow.
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Na-tooki!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Wow!
Uh, it's, uh,
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Curses!
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Joe!
Oh, is it any good?
Prepare da meet...
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Hey, just between you and me,
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
I'm not Orgazmo!
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Oh, you make me so hot!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Yeah, steel that cock!
Oh, Joe!
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
A stunt... cock?
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
This is incredible.
Whoo!
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪