Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on now! Come on!
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Come on! Come on!
Hey, just between you and me,
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Curses!
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Yeah, steel that cock!
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Okay, people. Let's go.
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Uh, it's, uh,
A stunt... cock?
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Prepare da meet...
Whoo!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
But Homie don't play that!
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Uh-huh.
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
This is incredible.
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Now, how about we get really nasty?
You...
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
Na-tooki!
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Understood? Yes, sir.
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
it had a lot of parts.
Oh, is it any good?
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
I'd be a millionaire.
Ow.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Wow!
Oh, Joe!
Joe!
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
I'm not Orgazmo!
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!