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Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
But Homie don't play that!
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
This is incredible.
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Oh, you make me so hot!
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
Now, how about we get really nasty?
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
Uh-huh.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Uh, it's, uh,
Come on now! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
it had a lot of parts.
Understood? Yes, sir.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
I'm not Orgazmo!
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Curses!
Whoo!
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Hey, just between you and me,
Prepare da meet...
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Oh, Joe!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Yeah, steel that cock!
You...
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
A stunt... cock?
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Ow.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Joe!
Na-tooki!
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
I'd be a millionaire.
Oh, is it any good?
Wow!
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.