Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Joe!
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Uh-huh.
A stunt... cock?
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
This is incredible.
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Oh, is it any good?
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Understood? Yes, sir.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Come on! Come on!
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Oh, you make me so hot!
Wow!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Yeah, steel that cock!
Curses!
But Homie don't play that!
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
Prepare da meet...
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Na-tooki!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Joe!
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
Hey, just between you and me,
Uh, it's, uh,
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
You...
I'd be a millionaire.
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Come on now! Come on!
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Okay, people. Let's go.
it had a lot of parts.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
Whoo!
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Ow.
This has really been a learning experience for me.