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That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
it had a lot of parts.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Ow.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Curses!
Prepare da meet...
I gotta cut your balls off now.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
A stunt... cock?
Oh, is it any good?
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
This is incredible.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Come on now! Come on!
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Na-tooki!
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Whoo!
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
Okay, people. Let's go.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Hey, just between you and me,
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
Joe!
Uh-huh.
Uh, it's, uh,
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Yeah, steel that cock!
Understood? Yes, sir.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Come on! Come on!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
You...
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
Oh, Joe!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
But Homie don't play that!
Wow!
This has really been a learning experience for me.
I'd be a millionaire.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?