Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We've had a lot to drink. - I don't care.

But, Ted, am I just the biggest idiot in the world?

Have you completely forgotten what Barney looks like?

Who is this Barney?

Some other Billy Idol ones.

I got a job offer in Chicago.

OLDER TED: Oddly enough, this would rank as only

(LIFESIZEPLAYING)

I'm one step ahead of you.

until we've seen all five doppelgangers, right?

Oh, but we did see him, which means the universe, in all its infinite wisdom,

Oh! I guess Marshall "forgot" to tell you. The fifth doppelganger was me.

And sadly, one who did.

BARNEY: He looks like a freaking movie star.

Robin, wait. Please try to understand.

"Tell me, Billy Idol, is it a nice day for that?"

that I, well, work. (SCOFFS) I know. I know.

- Really? - Yeah.

Wow. You're doing surprisingly well in the Baltics.

Yeah, I know it's crazy. It's just so much easier to let the universe decide.

So I figured, what's the quickest way to get around the world in 180 lays?

relationships, career, pants.

OLDER TED: And that's the story