Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He's not pulling it off. - No, the other thing.

(SIGHING) It's the never-ending battle of my life. Career versus romance.

I got offered the lead anchor job at WNKW in Chicago.

- You know what, it can wait. - No, go ahead. I'm listening.

It's gotten a lot better.

That summer I was lifeguarding at the Chagrin Falls Country Club,

that's the universe telling us it's go time,

and it's your dream job on the other end?

Why are you in our bedroom?

Excuse me one moment.

MARSHALL: Guys, go with it.

(SIGHS) They offered me the lead anchor job starting next week.

I'm just too confused to put this on Don.

ROBIN: Guys, this is mean. We can't... Whoa! Just pictured it. How do we do this?

I know. Weird, right?

Yesterday, Barney thought he had to say goodbye to someone he truly loves.

I heard you're from Estonia. So am I.

You know how it's my dream to have sex with at least one woman

I'm ready to be a dad, you know?

- I'm staying. - Damn straight!

Of course. Stands to reason.

- No, I didn't get a... - He sure did.

Our baby can wait for the real Doppelganger Barney.

my corporate guidelines on sexual harassment.

That's the sound of my stapler. That's the sound of my three-hole punch.