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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. The incredible has happened.

- Hey, Jake. - Hey, Roger.

Stay away from mets. Suck my D$%k.

- Jesus. - Let's go. Go.

My kind of shooting, Poofs. My kind of shooting

US Women’s soccer loses in semi-final

who's filling in for william glass? beni robertson.

That's all we got, one goddamn hit?

who's been shelled in two outings against the Yankees.

That’s all we got, six goddamn points?

NICE SHOT, HUMRICHOUS. DON’T EVER FUCKING DO IT AGAIN.

Nice Catch Hayes Don't Ever freakin' do it again!!

Oh, no, thank you.

Giants Critics…..

I bought 500 of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal Lewis and his base stealinrg spirit animal, Willie Mays Hays

I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here.

SNDL you dont help me now I say, FUK U JOBU. I DO EET MYSELF

Taylor under it. He's got it, and this ball game is over...

The pipes in this building are old and rusted.

- Who is this, love? - Whose is it?

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who's filling in for caroline gallagher? heather colby.

You want me to drag it out back, kick the shit out of it?

We are the stupidest fans in baseball

Curveball… Minnesota is afraid

Checks Angels Score “That ought shit these Homos up”

Should Have Gotten a Live Chicken

Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always.

Bills are 0-2 against Cowboys right Monty?

I say fuck you Jabu, I will do it myself!

with the Yankees.

The league will never let us leave Cleveland.

or the young firebaIIer, "WiId Thing" Ricky Vaughn.

Brewster ready from the stretch. Hayes with a good lead.

Rog, it could have meant the game.

What if we kicked a PAT instead of going for 2 Who gives a shit, we lost!

You can’t say God damn on Ground Control “No ones listening anyway”

You take it to 'em.

Have to wake up clones

With this club, it is.

All right. That'll bring up Cerrano, the big man, with two away,

I was thinking of Lou Brown.

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Who gives a shit? It’s gone

He's homered the only two times he's faced Vaughn.

Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off

You know, Brock Purdy ain’t so fuckin bad

One god damn field goal

who's filling in for alison fanderlinden? anna macfarlane.

“This guy here is dead.”

These Guys Don’t Look too Fuckin Good

Pulisic is gone Cross him off then

Up your butt, Jobu.

Suck my balls cleveland

Jake Taylor here.

Relax Jake We got 162 more Bleed posts to read

Nice throw, dickhead.

There’s only one thing left to do... What’s that?

Wish we had him two years ago We did...

Come on, we need some defense here!

Heard you lost to Duhaime at Peloton… Major Hall of Shame

Thanks for hosting a good tournament in Vegas Don’t ever f*****g do it again

in preparation for their one-game pIay-off

Bartender! Jobu Needs a refill!

who's filling in for michael hutchence? trent ramsay.

Your average pub

How would you like to manage the Indians this year?

Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased, huh?

Mortgage closing costs? I will eat them to do your refi.

I'm not leaving till you give me your number.

- Vaughn. Rick Vaughn. - Hi, Rick.

Who gives a shit? It’s gone.

Well, look, if we ever get out of here,

Nice death, Mays. Don't ever fucking do it again.

Whoo! Oh, boy! Oh, you really got a hold of that one.

"has no business being the owner of a major league baseball team."

Something will come up.

So, a tough start for the Erie warriors,

Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League.

Harris is in real trouble now.

No way Too high

I'm moving in with Tom.

We got concentration camps and everything. It’s great

Should have gotten the espresso machine

YOU WANT TO BURN CATHOLIC ICONS YOU BRING THAT SHIT TO ME LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKER

Fuck you, I do it myself

who's filling in for veronica carey? veronica smith.

Give me Pearls.

You know, Brock Purdy ain’t so fuckin bad

Ubaldo on the hill tonight against the Astros

Not "too high," "too hard," right?

Come on in. Have a seat.

Ball four. Ball eight.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Relax kid... ...We got 33 more of these races left to go

THE 2018 BASSMASTER ELITE SERIES

See if we can’t go give ‘em a big shit burger to eat

and he represents the tying run.

I didn’t know they still had a league

...as the Indians hold out for a 3-2 victory.

that's all we needed? one goddamn hit?

'Course, if the umps are watching me close,

Yeah, sure. What is it? Here, have a seat. You want a beer?

Well, I... I got some watchin' to do.

one goddamned yellow card?

Who is this fucking guy

There's two or three potential all-stars in there.

- Where? - At any library.

He slides! He is...

HELL OF A SITUATION WE'VE GOT HERE.

- Go! Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go! Go!

He tried the corner but Just a bit outside

- Yeah, man. - Yes!

They're in last right now, but hopefully moving up, eh, Jake?

Trump is a convicted felon, isn't he, Monte?

I don't chase ballplayers.

Who gives a shit? Frost will be gone!

Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together

We shouldn’t have gotten A live pangolin.

Jesus’s Christ, Doug

I’ve had it with this Nickel and dime stuff

You were really great once.

I didn't know he was still on the team.

Operations Management

Hey, that weave is looking good, huh?

Yo, Bartender. georgie needs a refill.

You can close the book on Gosselin Thank G-d

YO BARTENDER WATCH THOSE REFILLS!

Jesus this guy hits a ton!

Jackson gets his sign, and comes set.

And welcome to another season of Big East Baseball

If you no help me now,

Rut-Roh Thompson I don’t think this has the distance!

Send in the big stick

- Now batting, number 24. - Go, Roger.

That's the ticket.

Well, I... I got some gaming to do.

So long. You're a great kid.

Oh, Mr. Taylor, right?

I think we're a contender, right now.

Yo bartender, Douglass needs a refill

We're coddling these guys too much

Tried the corner and missed

Got a long way to go before the season's over.

Oh, we'll need a few minutes more, please.

Okay Harris, let’s not start a Holy War here

And welcome to another exciting season of Creighton baseball

I say, fuck you anesthesia, I do it myself

What exactly is our team concept?

Alright, Daryl. Let’s Get Nasty.

I got it right here in my contract.. Says I don't have to do any videos I feel

Relax, rookie. We're only four runs down.

Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up?

This guy here is dead. Cross him off, then.

Some day we'll figure out how to beat those guys.

Win the whole fukking thing.

She'll replace you with somebody who will.

Trying to put the stop on the Insanity will be Eddie Harris,

Never heard ofit

Any one of 'em will give you

Ya know these guys ain’t so fuckin bad

but the smart money is on the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris,

Wish we had him two years ago. We did. Four years ago then

- Yeah. - All right.

Look at this fucking guy

lnternational Business Machines down one-haIf to 96 and three-eighths.

Lewis as Willie Mays Hays

- At first, it was really high. - Who gives a shit? It's gone.

Where do you play, Corey?

Rick, we heard about your pitching out of Portland last year.

WHO ARE THESE GUYS

who's filling in for lyndall griffits? sharyn ross.

who's filling in for ashley beylaard? justin arthur.

You know, these guys ain't so bad

That’s all we got, 6 goddamn points?

That's all we got, one goddamn hit?