Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Heads up! Bush!

to lead off the season with a hit.

You can't say "goddamn" on the air.

Relax, Kid. We got 1,361 of these days to go.

I guess there’s only one thing left to do…

Snoodles is that you ?!

Like packing for pebble

Forget the curveball Sandy… give ‘em the heater!

who's filling in for fiona hayden? lisa king.

And are you ready, Cleveland?

How'd you end up here? I couldn't cut it in the Mexican League

Miami's offered to build us a new stadium

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Hello again, everybody.

- All right. - Good game, Eddie.

and I'm too old to go diving into lockers.

Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

MI-NI-TOUR-NEY, MI-NI-TOUR-NEY

We gotta see F9 this week.

- All right. Let's go! Let's get it going! - Let's go.

And from the wind-up, here he comes.

one of the best special collection departments in the country.

This guy here is a 43-yr-old father of 6 Cross him off, then

It is very bad to steal jobu's rum

The zipper on your skirt's stuck.

Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself.

Guess there's One thing left to do...

Sí, sí, Pedro.

How much? 96…

NSRB assessment of maintenance

The parking lot is right out there.

I hate this fucking chop

Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy voted least valuable player.

You can close the book on that 1st half for TTU! (Muffles Mic) THANK GOD!

He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

who's filling in for jackson rule? samuel gordon.

Excuse me. Gotta take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

- Thanks. - Hey, thank you.

I plan to put on a drinking display.

Better teach this kid some control Before he kills somebody

He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks.

She put this team together

Who are these #@!$'n guys?

Relax kid we got 35 more of these races to go

Win the whole fucking thing.

Georgetown I didn’t know they still have a team.

who's filling in for simon jai? vanessa lewis.

You can’t say “shitting me” on the air

Notre Dame Basketball

they don't call it the WFTCE for nothin', folks

So, I want the absolute truth here. Are you 100%?

April 24 Remington Park Race 8 Come on Union Willie

Clark digging around second. He'll make it to third easily.

But I got a hunch he’s due

You trying to say Bryce Harper can't hit a curveball?

That's all we got, one goddamn touchdown?

We're replacing them, but it's a long, expensive process.

Books are my life now.

This is the job you've been waitin’ your whole life for.

I guess there's only one thing left to do... win the whole f**king thing

Who gives a shit? It's font.

who's filling in for kazama lee? ash ketchum.

Hello. Do you know us? We're a major league baseball team.

Nice win Cats! Starting to come together Pepper

I didn’t know who she was… I swear to God

but I got a hunch he's due.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him?

All right Knock that shit off

If you ever, ever coast back into our zone

Yo, bartender! Runthebone needs a refill.

You can close the book on Wheeler. Thank God.

Way back! Way back! This ball is gone!

Nice play, Chase Don't ever f***ing do it again

Well, I... I got some reading to do.

and the winning run at first.

You know, he could be a lot worse

Besides Sonny Milano... ...who the f*** are these guys?

In case you haven’t noticed And judging by the attendance, you haven’t

- Yeah? - Hello, Jake?

One car? One goddamn car? That's all we got? You can't say goddamn on the service drive!

You can close the book on Levine. Thank god!

Get The Trash Cans Out

Shit, all the thieves been killed already?

How'd you know that? I didn't even have this dress when...

Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.

Renya aka “Doulle Dong”

Sebasticook tournament

Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth in the '32 World Series.

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?!

Oh, well, okay. Let's...

I figure it's gonna take 32 more victories to win this thing.

who's filling in for eric booth? arthur reed.

I think you can go to bed now

Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was gone?

I say fuck you calvin Ridley I do it myself

to another season of Indians baseball.

Coffee, anybody?

Fucking Dorn. This game should be over by now.

Government lockdowns No BBQ for you

It'S bad to steal from the Trust VERY BAD

I saw your record on the news You made their hall of shame. Congratulations!

That's all we got, one goddamn answer?

I don't have to accept anything.

who's filling in for dylan fosket? mark richards.

So, I am not about to risk major injury,

The Devils are showing signs of life for the first time in years.

Year after this, I go free agent.

All right, tell him not to worry. I'll think of something. Come on.

We don't tank plays for personal reasons,

She Has mental issues

Who gives a shit? It's gone.

I don't know. He's not wearing a name tag.

This Guy Here Is Dead. - Cross Him Off, Then. -

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

not even in our own hometown.

Want me to drag UW out of here, kick the S#!+ out of them?

Start' to come together

Take those stats and stick them up your fucking ass.

The ball slipped out of my hand. It was an accident.

- How are you? - Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

Poofs here, welcoming all you friends of

UConns in the tourney also. This is good

Got one off the chest, but he's up with it, and it's over!

Come on, wild thing

Here In Cleveland?

Hustle! Let's go!

Nice catch, Aaron, don’t ever fuckin do it again

Who gives a shit? It’s gone.

Hey. Makes a basket catch, Willie Mays style.

You know, he could be a lot worse

When the Red Sox don’t blow it in the 9th

Ohhhhh my god big check did it!

Who are these fuckin' guys?

I bought 100 of these, one for every base I'm gonna steal.

I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.

As a matter of fact, he hasn't touched the ball yet.

Forgot about Dorn, 'cause he's only high-priced.

WANT ME TO DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM?

GOOD MORNING & WELCOME TO ANOTHER UNFULFILLING OF HUSKER FOOTBALL

Mobility's good? No problem getting off the throw to second?

if we just went out and shot ourselves.

I got news for you, Mr. Brown. You haven't heard the last of me.

Never heard of it

what is it about raelene snell? well she's old and wrinkly and got boingkids and broke her hip on the evil chair.

A curve ball. Swung on and missed.

Get this guy at the plate. Come on, Rick. Get tough.

I got it right here in my contract. Says I don't have to do any videos I feel

Forget about the softballs reporters Give ‘em the dickheat!

Have to wake up bats! and judge!

Picked him up as a free agent three years ago.

i ask david to come, take fear from bats.

You’re sure not much of a Gasser..We Lift’em & Rip’em at this level son

There's two or three potential wall-stars in there.

We're professionals here.

"Bring That Shit To Me, Man."

All right, let's see what you can do.

the Indians have finished the regular season in a first-place tie

Okay, gnt. Let's not start a holy war here.

Christ, I can't find it the hell with it

You can close the book on Moore. Thank god!

We haven't placed higher than fourth in the last 15.

Play 3. Play 6. Play 9.

I don’t know.

The Duke at the belt. Hayes away from second.

I think we’re a contender, right now

That’s all we got, one goddamn rebound?

Jake, what brings you here this evening?

Bring that shit to me man

Hey why don't you blow me?

What's this? Kristofferson is pointing to the plates

Hey! No hot water in here.

Two outs, top of the ninth, still tied at two.

Let's see what the kid feels about the old number one.

Come on, Willie.

That’s a hell of an idea

5-4, bottom of the 5th, 1 out, no one on… Monty- anything to add?

Really knocked the crap out of that one

That's all we got? 4 god damn interceptions? Don't worry. Nobody's watching

You better, if you wanna make this team.

That ought shut these people up

bring that shit to junkmon!

I don't wanna go in there.

What about the three nights we spent on the beach in Veracruz?

I was wondering why you'd give an old friend

Now, no other franchise in baseball can match that deal.

You got the girl picked out?

You mind if I join you?

WHo the F… are these guys??

You've got a great arm. It's one of the best I've ever seen,

I GUESS THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING

Hey Patriots.....

and the ones I do know are way past their prime.

What are you talking about?

“I didn’t know we still had a team”

These guys don’t look too fucking good.

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't

I... I gotta get back.

Who gives a shit? It's gone.

You can’t say fag on the air

- Final cut-down day, right? - Afraid so.