Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, just a hunch.

I thought you didn't have any high-priced talent.

You know, these guys ain't so f#$%ing bad

That's strange. I'll be right back.

Have to wake up bats.

Cleats and Cleavage

Boston College I didn’t know they still had a team

YOU KNOW, THESE VAQUEROS AIN’T SO FUCKIN’ BAD.

You know these guys ain't so fucking bad

What I want is for us to finish dead last.

Well ... Bite me

That ought to shut these people up!

A Lot Of People Say You Can Tell How The Season's Gonna Go by the first batter

and I never found him in bed with a stewardess.

I figure it ought to be real big by then.

You put snot on the ball?

and Burton finally burned them.

I say "fuck you" NortsBu. I TT myself.

I didn't think we'd win 15 games all year.

Juuuuust a bit outside

So, the tribe drops its third straight on this trip.

That’s all Wiggins got, one god damn rebound?!

here's to one more good year in the sun.

A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's tribe this year

- Is that you, Tolbert? - What?

I say, fuck you, jobu frank. I'll play by myself

Clue Haywood, the biggest Indian-killer of them all.

Matt Canada will never let that happen

the tribe's veteran right-hander.

And see if we can give'em all a nice big Shit-Burger to eatAnd see if we can give'em all a nice big Shit-Burger to eatAnd see if we can give'em all a nice big Shit-Burger to eat

What the hell league you been playing in?

I just wanted to tell you that I'm starting Harris

Oh my god! The Mets win it!

Nossas clientes convencendo o maridão porque precisa da nossa organização

-Watch yourself, Bray. -Ooh. Mr. Dick Guy.

we're coddling these guys too much.

Danny is a scary creepy Tantrum

- Going somewhere, meat? - About 90 feet.

We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son.

60 and 61 is hardly a great job.

He's not the best CFP in the league for nothing, folks!

you just keep it to yourselves until you get out of the clubhouse.

Dorn has a chance to make the play. He can't get it.

I MAKE THE LEAGUE MINIMUM

Who are these fuckin guys?

Give me Palencia.

that Reichart hit in the ninth.

I look like a banker in this.

coming up here at the stadium.

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

You can close the book on brink Thank god

Why don't you blow me, judge?

Well, I'm sorry about that,

Oh, my God! The Indians win it!

Hayes leads away again.

You know, these guys ain't so f#$%ing bad

if you get dressed out early and out to the bullpen

Who Are These Freaking Guys?

That's all we got, three gall darn hits?

Don't give me this Win-win bullshit

Notre Dame? I didn’t know they had an MBA Yep - they even have a building and everything.

That’s all we got, one God Damn win?

I didn't know they still had a team.

That’s all Gavin gave up? One goddamn hit?

well it should be

Hey, Juan. How’s the knees holdin’ up?!?

I hate this fucking chop

You never showed up,

That’s all we got One goddamn win

Hi. Jake Taylor.

THIS GUY HERE IS DEAD! CROSS HIM OFF THEN.

She self harmed herself and has mental illness

I know he hasn't done very well against this guy,

who's filling in for ashley williams? josh williams.

I say fuck you twins, I do it myself

Startin’ to come together

Well, we'd still like to take a look at you

Welcome to the happy hunting ground!

Sonny’s been looking good out there today.

You gotta come up with something nasty.

HeIIo again, everybody.

Harris struggled, but picked up his ninth win of the season.

Is that you Tolbert? This isn’t funny, you know I’m hungover

Kinds looking good out there today.

You can close the book on Farmer Thank god

Actually trust some people to do their job...

Now, you pitched a hell of a game. You want to finish it, don't you?

Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater.

Guin somewhere Meeeeeeeeet

Oh, sure. Now you come around.

You can close the book on Carrasco. Thank God.

This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game

62,000 capacity

What are you doing here?

Here's a bouncer to third, easy play for Dorn.

instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Now batting, number six, first baseman, Clue Haywood.

So what team do you play for ?

This song is by Kanye Cross it off then

Oh, what a bunch of bull****!

I'm gonna light your ass up, meat.

It’s very bad to steal Cabrera’s rum

who's filling in for kyla pratt? nikonde simwanza.

The whole fucking thing

So, the sons of Geronimo, still suffering from propeller-lag,

You want Vaughn?

You're still their favorite.

Play like Mays, but I run like Hayes.

Here's the wind-up, and the pitch to him.

He was one of the best in baseball before he had problems with his knees.

Startin' to come together, Pepper Startin' to come together!

Forget about the deep ball, Ben. Throw the slant.

oh cook me! i'm rawgillian! yes chop! chop! (eats) yum!

Cerrano digging in. Down a strike.

He swings and drives one to right field.

I'm gonna stick it up your F****** A$$!

Four years ago, then.

Nice escape, JV. Don’t ever fucking do it again.

against the Yankees tomorrow,

Saw your record on the news Heard you made the Hall of shame

S#*t! I've been cut already?

The Phillies got no goddamn hits?

You want Ladder 6

Well, Brown, apparently, is going to stay with Vaughn here,

No runs, two hits, three left on.

We should have gotten mstr

Juuusssstttt a bit outside

Who the hell is that?

62,000 capacity

- Let's all bow our heads. - Excuse me. I'll be in my office.

Dinner. I like it very much.

I didn't know they still had a team

Gimme MikeOxBig!

Ahhhh, Jim Chaney.. I LIKE HIM VERRRY MUCH! BUT HE NO HELP HIT CURVEBALL

Ok John Let's not start a holy war here.

Take that feeling and stick it up your fucking ass.

apply for that little green home-run hitter.

Kinda like this

Come on, come on, come on, wild thing

Come on Elly... Don’t give me this Olé Bullshit

Good. I like that kind of spirit in a player.

We should have gotten the Olerud bucket.

I guess there's only one thing left to do win the whole f-ing Pac 12 Tournament

THIS GAME SHOULD BE OVER BY NOW!

You trying to say Giancarlo Stanton can't hit a curve ball?

These guys ain't so fucking bad!

Really. Come on in for a drink.

Where's Vaughn? Seen him around?

THE 2018 BASSMASTER ELITE SERIES

There’s only one thing left to do Win the whole fucking thing

That's bad. It's not bad enough.

Snoodles, is that you?

Up your butt, Jobu.

Six to one to the Rangers.

who's filling in for kim kardashian? kourtney kardashian.

We should have gotten a bucket of olerud.

Don’t give me this olé bullshit

Want me to drag them out of here Kick the shit out of em?

Nice drop, Delauter. Don't ever fucking do it again.

Win the whole fucking thing.

Read these letters for me.

You better! If you wanna make this team.

Oh, really? Well...

Up your butt Bella Castillo

You're one of the guys that got us here.

Every time I see you hit one in the air,

You guys go ahead.

i think someone's been having some fun with you.

Tie game, 2-2, two outs in the ninth,

I didn’t know

There’s only one thing left to do

Have to Wake Up Bats

who's filling in for david gallagher? wade thornton.

Checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch.

Jackson deals. Hayes pops it up,

Forget about the curveball stuck, give ‘em the heater

Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see her?

Hats for cats. Keep cats warm.

I GUESS THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO… … WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING!

Cross him off then

who's filling in for ezio moretti? richard gallagher.

as the Indians have the winning run in scoring position.

How good are you?

I make the league minimum.

This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game

I wouldn't leave that egg sitting around out here with this group.

That’s all “they” got? One goddamn hit!

Up your butt JOBU

That ought to shut these people up.

Nice win Ogeron Don’t ever fucking do that again

That guy's got a family to think about.

Curve ball, bats are afraid.

That’s all we got, one goddamn goal?

Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight.