Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thought you had to do something good to be a celebrity.

You last year Dit

at our spring camp in Arizona, March the 1 st.

Yeah. He just can't field it.

Spring training starts on the 1 st.

It is very bad to steal Jobu's rum Very bad

Call the stewardess Vaughn I need one of those bags

Cleats and Cleavage

How’s your wife and MY kids?!

Sounds Good…Real Good

No way. No way. too High. too high

Taylor hits a ground ball to short. Danello up with it.

Yeah. What was that, a slider?

There is only one thing left to do !!

Iooking forward to their finaI showdown

Too high, I thought.

who's filling in for matthew jones? jack biasin.

but I promise you, by the end of this season,

THAT'S WAY TOO HIGH UP!!! Okay, now you're just being rude for no reason.

Here's the pitch to Cerrano.

Russell Bodine has signed with the Bills. Thank God.

Bob Nutting will never allow that to happen

That’s all we got, one goddamn shot?

Who gives a shit, he’s gone

I didn't know. I swear..

Just a bit outside

Swung on and popped up.

Here's the pitch. Saslow hits a long drive.

Win the whole fucking thing

What's this? Xiang is pointing to the bleachers!

Luke Raley will be our savior this year

And the Indians win it! The Indians win it!

Taylor calls his shot.

I'm deeply moved.

We don't know where Hayes played last year,

All right, I'll check it out now. Is this the whale section?

But l wanna know for sure

There's only one thing left to do

Dicks are my life now.

Who are these fucking guys???

Good morning, Bray.

That ought to tamp your Sabo.

you want me to drag it out back kick the shit out of it?

You'll just always be the little boy who wouldn't grow up.

When chatgpt is down for the day and you have to do your actual job

Oh, sure, now you come around.

Coleman steps in. A.281 lifetime hitter.

You can close the book on Chatwood... THANK GOD!

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Finalist, Worst Line In A Radio Commercial

I though you had to do something good to be a celebrity. Not if you do it colorfully.

But I'll tell you, these Cleveland fans are great.

62,000 capacity

Nice shot, Jay Don’t ever f*ckin do it again

Strike this guy out!

Forgot about Soup; cause he is only high priced

That's all we got? One goddamn player?

Hello, Lou? This is Charlie Donovan of the Cleveland lndians.

thanks libby. don’t ever fucking do it again

You want ladder 6?

I mean, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all,

or deface this property, for a collection of stiffs.

She made the league minimum

On to first in time, and Taylor is hobbling a little

You close the book on Nadal. Thank god.

I like him very much.

"Nice pitching Clayton. Don't ever F'n do it again"

Hayes is picked off.

I don't think it's THAT important!

Forget about the curveball Ol’ Stuck, give ‘em the heater.

You can close the book on Davies Thank God!

I say fuck you, Jobu!

You can close the book on Jackson. THANK GOD.

I'll let you know if I land a job. I know you're very concerned.

I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.

League Of Light Edge Of Justice

He's come this far, let's see if he can finish it.

Hey, Flareon, how tall would you say you are? Oh, I'm like 6'2, why do you ask?

My first autograph.

Let’s not start a holy war here.

California Penal.

Anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Rays take the field.

Bring that shit to me, man!

Listen to the roar of this crowd

How you think the Mets will do this year?…

Go cubs go. Go cubs go. Hey Chicago what do you say the cubs are gonna win today Go cubs go. Go cubs go. Hey Chicago what do you say the cubs are gonna win today

Comes to the plate. High, ball four,

Sletten #1 What a Lead!!!!

I got it right here in my contract Says I don't have to do any videos I feel unnecessary

Win the whole Fucking thing!

That Otta shut these people up

Give me Velkovski

The lease says we have the right to move

When you try to have some fun with Katie Scull

with a bit better record against the Yankees.

I saw your record on the news. You made their Hall of Shame.

I CAN’t believe it!

I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH

We'll simply have to fix the old whirlpool.

- Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! - Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!

Going somewhere, meat? About 90 feet

I got it right here in my contract I got it right here in my contract. Says I don't have to do any videos I feel unnecessary

What are they, a bunch of pansies?

Hayward wake up JUBU

United AirIines down three-quarters at 141.

Springer leads away from first.

Have to wake up bats! ... and judge ...

forget about the curveball ricky. give him the weekly updates!

Good Catch It Was A Good Time.Good Game

I HATE THIS 17'ING SONG!

Never heard of it. Well, how'd you end up playing there?

Anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field.

and the bases are loaded, and that's gonna bring up

The Duke ready now and delivers. Here's a high chopper towards short.

Forget about the curveball Ol Stuck, give em the heater

He was an all-star at Boston, wasn't he?

Vote those mother fuckers Out!

Who gives a shit? He’s gone.

That's all we got? Three goddamn hits?

Where are you going?

when the equipment was working.

who's filling in for christian porter? bilbo baggins.

You can close the book on brink Thank god!

-This guy here is Turtled. -Drop him off then.

To all the Giants critics…..

Wild Lightning - beginning of the season

who's filling in for frances provost? nicole crawford.

- That's kinda juvenile, don't you think? - Yeah.

I can no hit curve ball.

You threw at him intentionally.

This guy’s a convicted felon Isn’t he, Monte?

But if you ever, ever coast back into our zone

Where are you going?

SNDL you dont help me now I say, FUK U JOBU. I DO EET MYSELF

Oh, come on, man, for Christ's sake. I'm just trying to loosen things up.

OH MY GOD!! THE HUSKERS WIN IT!!

How do you cut your hair, rook? Vegematic?

You put snot on the ball?

That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Charlie.

I say F$&# You Rugby Suits... We do it ourselves.

You can close the book on Patterson. Thank God!

who's filling in for face clarke? hayley gallagher.

- Who saved Ishmael at the end? - What?

- Don't fuck with me, Vaughn! - Yeah?

the Indians have managed to win a few here and there,

who's filling in for veronica rivers? veronica carey.

I think you can go get him now.

Nice play Fields. Don't ever fucking do it again

That’s all we got, one god damn pick?

You can close the book on Wilson. THANK GOD!

I guess there's only one thing left to do win the whole f-ing Pac 12 Tournament

Just for you Thor

Yo Bartender! Jobu Needs To Chill That Motherfucker Down!

- Hey, way to go, Rick! - Go, Rick!

thanks libby. don’t ever fucking do it again

You put snot on the wall?

“Interesting”

Starting to come together Pepper Starting to come together

but the doorbell rang once, and we all got real quiet

as Haywood clears the bases with one swing.

I SAY FUCK YOU JOBU. I DO IT MYSELF

Nice laser show bish, don’t ever fucking do it again.

Unfortunately, there are some in the press who feel that

Don’t give me this olé bullshit