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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fantastic! Bye.
♪ Thought of your future ♪
[chuckles sarcastically]
but it's not gonna help me sell lawn chairs.
- That sounds humiliating. - It brought the house down.
Give me five minutes to wash my face and drain my tits.
Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
Capitalism at its worst.
- A survey? - Yes, yes. Mm-hmm.
What?
[in Russian accent] Stop this disgrace!
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
- ♪ Don't wanna make it something special ♪ - ♪ Special ♪
And then my, uh, character is...
I could just mark it for you.
[Tears For Fears' "Head Over Heels" playing]
is Liberty Belle.
Well, maybe some evenings here and there. Um...
Go.
[in English accent] Do you normally like to watch her wee?
Yeah. Yes, so true.
They're gonna be wrestling with their own female stereotypes, metaphorically.
And we know what's gonna go down. Because that's a partnership, you know?
You got black olives this time.
I owed him a favor
Guess all that extra work paid off, huh?
[Justine whispering] Whoa.
Strong concept, strong timeslot.
Keith thinks I quit.
Mm-hmm.
patio furniture dressing.
if it wasn't for your Aunt Cathy, I think I might have lost my mind.
You may be selling barbecues to moms, but...
Uh, Sam, I'm the producer. Heh.
This is my favorite part.
[chuckling] All right, okay, shut up.
You know what they say, our name is our destiny.
Get a life, you fucking hags!
We're gonna nail this puppy down so hard, it'll think it's been crucified, huh?
They're the number-two purveyor
'Cause I really don't see you up anybody else's asshole.
ideal
And our TV keeps fuzzing out.
[clears throat] Girls, I'd like to introduce you to the CEO
Oh.