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We're gonna nail this puppy down so hard, it'll think it's been crucified, huh?
[clears throat] Girls, I'd like to introduce you to the CEO
[Tears For Fears' "Head Over Heels" playing]
Get a life, you fucking hags!
♪ Thought of your future ♪
I could just mark it for you.
Yeah. Yes, so true.
And our TV keeps fuzzing out.
Strong concept, strong timeslot.
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[Justine whispering] Whoa.
- That sounds humiliating. - It brought the house down.
is Liberty Belle.
Go.
but it's not gonna help me sell lawn chairs.
This is my favorite part.
Guess all that extra work paid off, huh?
[chuckles sarcastically]
- ♪ Don't wanna make it something special ♪ - ♪ Special ♪
And then my, uh, character is...
if it wasn't for your Aunt Cathy, I think I might have lost my mind.
What?
patio furniture dressing.
They're the number-two purveyor
They're gonna be wrestling with their own female stereotypes, metaphorically.
I owed him a favor
Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
You got black olives this time.
[in Russian accent] Stop this disgrace!
You may be selling barbecues to moms, but...
- A survey? - Yes, yes. Mm-hmm.
Capitalism at its worst.
[in English accent] Do you normally like to watch her wee?
And we know what's gonna go down. Because that's a partnership, you know?
Give me five minutes to wash my face and drain my tits.
Well, maybe some evenings here and there. Um...
Keith thinks I quit.
Oh.
'Cause I really don't see you up anybody else's asshole.
[chuckling] All right, okay, shut up.
ideal
Uh, Sam, I'm the producer. Heh.
Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fantastic! Bye.
You know what they say, our name is our destiny.