Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keith thinks I quit.

And then my, uh, character is...

is Liberty Belle.

Guess all that extra work paid off, huh?

Strong concept, strong timeslot.

Get a life, you fucking hags!

Yeah. Yes, so true.

- ♪ Don't wanna make it something special ♪ - ♪ Special ♪

[in Russian accent] Stop this disgrace!

Give me five minutes to wash my face and drain my tits.

You may be selling barbecues to moms, but...

- That sounds humiliating. - It brought the house down.

They're the number-two purveyor

And our TV keeps fuzzing out.

I could just mark it for you.

[clears throat] Girls, I'd like to introduce you to the CEO

[chuckling] All right, okay, shut up.

And we know what's gonna go down. Because that's a partnership, you know?

Uh, Sam, I'm the producer. Heh.

[Justine whispering] Whoa.

They're gonna be wrestling with their own female stereotypes, metaphorically.

Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

We're gonna nail this puppy down so hard, it'll think it's been crucified, huh?

I owed him a favor

You know what they say, our name is our destiny.

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[chuckles sarcastically]

if it wasn't for your Aunt Cathy, I think I might have lost my mind.

[Tears For Fears' "Head Over Heels" playing]

♪ Thought of your future ♪

Capitalism at its worst.

but it's not gonna help me sell lawn chairs.

Well, maybe some evenings here and there. Um...

You got black olives this time.

This is my favorite part.

[in English accent] Do you normally like to watch her wee?

'Cause I really don't see you up anybody else's asshole.

patio furniture dressing.

- A survey? - Yes, yes. Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fantastic! Bye.