Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I've been married three times.

Hi. Look, what am I gonna do?

Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you?

Uh-huh. Which is?

No, Phoebe, no. I was... No.

So theoretically, you could download your thoughts...

Why? Why would you do that?

I know I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place.

She's your roommate. It'll be way too complicated.

MONICA: Why is Ross naked?

There's still some of Chandler's medicine left under the sink in the bathroom.

Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?

Oh, I see, I see. You're trying to freak me out.

- No, no. - Oh. Oh.

Did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?

...your thoughts and memories into this computer...

...is knowing I'm gonna see you soon.

Then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on...

So, what do you do?

That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging you. That's just who you are.

I really think I might kill someone tonight.

Well, I don't think there is anything to do.

No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer.

...and appreciate it.

That's not specific to girls.

Ha! Hey, look out for the horse.