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This is the best party ever, thanks Gandhi!
The rest of you are free to go.
And, flossing keeps gums healthy
Good title. It draws the reader in
And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut.
if you'll help me with a report I'm writing.
Thank you!
Let's practice again.
Son. If we don't enforce the drinking age,
Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.
from your brain to my heart.
Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,
Now, I know I don't have to tell you
Cleo, I care about you.
on your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast.
I'm forwarding-- Oo!
it's never too early for your first time.
My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on 'em!
Yeah, but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.
This kid's not sober, is he?
to get wasted might disappear forever.
makes me want to know you more.
But where, can I find, the mist?
Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,
Okay, how the hell am I gonna get that beer?
and removes plaque from hard to brush areas.
Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
Abe, I want you.
Which is fine, with me.
Look Kennedy, we kissed.
Spliced in a little sheep DNA.
Let. Them. Go.
So I was thinking we could like, you know,