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Yeah. Might as well.
DJ Nell!
So you two have been best friends since school?
Look, it's special that you're so young.
Well, if there's one thing I know you can do, Mags,
Back in a bit. I just need to find Jade.
It's not just the M5, it's the beginning.
I'm pretty sure the only thing I got from that relationship
Wide-on, no wide-on.
That's not going to get you anywhere.
I know you don't normally believe in calendars, but...
Thank you.
Every night.
I'd love to use it but, sadly, I've decided to give up sex for a while.
Do you guys know each other? Yeah. We live together.
# One night of love
Good thinking. Right, I'll see you later.
Fine, fine. I'll go.
I thought you were with Nathan. Oh, are you free?
Everyone just thinks I'm this weird, boring loser.
None of this six pints and home by 1am nonsense.
No, no, I want to stay here with you.
# Love, I'm in love again. #
# Tell me have you seen the girl I met just once before?
You two. You two, come with me.
Yes, and always cut your head out of it.
Menthol? Yes. Fake tan.
Why is that at all relevant when you're talking to Maggie's boss?
And it definitely won't help that my housemate got off with one of them.
24. I wish I'd done nothing but fuck when I was 24.
Really?
If you actually had sisters,
Life is for living. Do you have a pen and paper?
Changed my mind.