Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future.
Goodbye, Eric, I will miss you! Squawk! Squawk!
Maybe just believing in God makes God exist.
Dude, what is taking so long? I want to play!
No, I am you, you stupid asshole!
Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
- Kill the wise one! - Kill the wise one!
Wise one, our answer to the great question
What?
but I don't need lectures.
Just listen to me!
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 7 x 11 x 13 = 5078
Garrison residence. Can you call back later, please?
When you return to your time, you will merge with your other self.
Who the...is this?
No, see, I know it's a stupid idea, because I actually did freeze myself,
United Atheist Alliance makes more sense!
Hello?
Suck my balls, fat ass.
Very funny, Kyle!
What? Who the hell is this?
It's an emergency! It's an emergency!
I know somebody who's missed you very much.
- Welcome to Zeebod's toys! - I want one of those time phone things!
Oh, he was intelligent,
Hello?