Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We cannot tolerate the otters! Their Science is flawed!
This is some ancient, Super VHS output or something.
Suck my balls, K-10. I'm not in the mood.
The United Atheist Alliance has taken the bait!
What? Three-way funchat on screen!
Now, I am required by the state to make sure
- Who are you talking to, muffin? - I can't wait two months! I can't!
What? No. No!
- Eric? Is that you? - Butters! Butters, listen to me!
But now the moment has come to send you back to your time.
New from Zasbro! It's Crank Prank Time Phone!
So long, Eric.
Listen to this! (Farts)
I'm not going to help you freeze yourself, Cartman.
There has to be a way around this!
Then accept our answer to the great question and we will withdraw!
to take down the Allied Atheist Alliance's clam fields!
That Nintendo Wii doesn't come out for two months.
Are you spying on me?
Hello, I'm with the cubic waste department.
Of course there's war!
No, really, Kyle. I'm seriously... Here, talk to my robot dog.
This is a pretty advanced piece of equipment. It's expensive.
Bark, bark! That phone is for crank calling only.
Oh, all right, then I have to have 6000 credits.
Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them
Just send a maintenance guy to my room!
Have a fun time mocking God in hell, you queer!
Yes, hello, Kyle, it's Eric. How's it going?
No! Allied Atheist Alliance! That way it has three A's!
Yes, long ago we realised -isms are great for those who are rational.
Just pass the phone to whatever Garrison wants to call himself
That is the logical choice!
the Allied Atheist Alliance!