Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir, the sea otters are advancing. They've broken through the east portal!

This is terrible!

How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?

and if I don't get to play it real soon, I'm going to bust a nut!

Could I speak with Al Coholic, please?

Your answer to the great question is illogical!

Sid cannot wait to see the PS4 come out

Eric, I really think you should stop calling the past.

- Hello? - Hello? Hello?

I can't hook up anything to a float screen without at least a Laser 7 output.

It's the freaking future!

Sorry, kid, you're just going to have to crank call people in the present.

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation

Bark! Bark! Hello, Eric! I have missed you.

And young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.

Do you hear me?

And while their ships are away,

I'm sorry, there's no Mr. Wall here.

Richard, come back, please!

I just got the Crank Prank Time Phone!

We will level the United Atheist Alliance to the ground!

You fools! This will be the end of us all!

Well, perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise.

Eric, you have to come home.