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K-10, can you access the store's sales records?
Our Science, our answer to the great question shall prevail!
Let's get what you want, Time Child, and get out of here.
You know how earlier today I asked you to help me freeze myself?
were completely lacking in common sense.
No! Don't listen to me! Tell me to go screw myself!
Well, we're all glad you're back.
No, there are no Walls here.
I need to speak with Mr. Garrison right now.
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
If you freeze yourself, you are going to die!
you can make your Monvert sparkle like never before.
or else you wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of sea otters!
But, Eric, meow, meow,
Crank Prank Time Phone comes with divilibrator,
But Kamala has No Walz
Well, go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot!
He could try to run.
...you, asshole. You can go...yourself.
They have started digging for clams in Sector J-7.
Whatever I say to you, Butters, no matter how hard I try,
But in the hands of irrational people, - Isms always lead to violence.
and I will get down on my knees and I will suck your balls.
Their capital is now unprotected.
Crank Prank! Crank Prank Time Phone!
For when the United Atheist League attacks the United Atheist Alliance,
I think, right about now, I'm in my mom's freezer.
Their answer to the great question is different from ours.
Warning: Crank Prank Time Phone is for entertainment purposes only.
And tell everyone in the past for us
T.C., what's wrong?
Science damn you, Time Child!