Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why isn't he tearing into you?

Yeah, I know all about her.

that could potentially lead to you being hurt.

Well, I hope there's radio in hell and I hope you're listening, Sasha.

How do you know it was a woman?

because I enjoy these chats we have every 15 minutes or so.

God, I can't believe

Five stations under the Panopticon umbrella,

- What just happened? - No idea.

Sasha was pretty angry when she found out you wanted to leave.

- You kicked a lot of women loose? - Not anymore.

knowing you're being affected by the brain you just ate

(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Stay away from my husband, whore!

I don't know which parent was distant and made you work for affection.

I suppose I could've OD'd, would have been a hell of a meet-cute,

never had a healthy relationship in her life.

And no, I didn't think anyone was gonna remember an ad that

You just got arrested. You are in a running battle with someone known as the Candyman?

And hope to hell he doesn't go to the press or sue,

CALLER #1: Everything, 'cause you suck.

- No. - Get him out. Now.

You can't expect a girl to go hacking through the brush

Holy crap, Ravi! He's white and murderous.

This foot-rub dessert is tasty.

then it seems logical the brains came from an animal.

WOMAN: (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) It's high time you experience

What part of "me having you by the short and curlies" don't you understand?

of Sasha Arconi, who is gone too soon.

Without that, it's not really even a relationship, is it?

CORINNE: Hello?

SASHA: (ON RADIO) ... frequent caller Cheated On In Chattanooga,

cause it'll be both our asses.

Dear God, how about a heads-up, or an NSFW warning?

It's a public service piece I like to do.

There was a break-up. In that, Corinne dumped him.

Enter the hero.

All right? It was a drug dealer named Julien Dupont.

Am I right? You know, don't ya?

It cuts down on the awkward silence after you've just done

a couple of craniums a week and hope nobody gets wise?

We have a recording of you doing a Southern accent in a commercial.

Even though I still think you belong with someone else.

I had to help a friend with a legal matter.

I'm surprised you find this trashy, lowest-common...

Right now, they're probably waving tiny glow sticks in the air.

LIV: Okay. So the pledge to keep my advice to myself didn't last long.