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I don't know, what you're thinking, some takeout?
a lot of men would feel threatened by their ex-lovers comparing notes on the radio.
of the things we can no longer enjoy.
get even, without ruining my career.
That was, uh, definitely Sasha's forte.
Whatever, you know, it, it doesn't matter.
You know that license plate number she gave on the air?
Good evening and welcome. I'm Jane Bowman.
According to Yelp, they shut their doors last year.
It's missing a time stamp, which means
CHEATED: I'm keepin' my man, Dr. Sasha.
I'm sure that's how it seemed, but I've known Peyton since college,
Causing instant cardiac arrest.
Hi.
I don't know about him, but I'd like to experience
All I'm saying is, the inexplicable crying when you're cuffing the carrot,
WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Have your assets preserved for your heirs.
(CHUCKLES) Wow. A size joke, really?
Talking about ambidextrous hookers on the radio.
- Did you get any offers? - No. Mmm-mmm.
CHEATED: (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) I finally caught
He got drunk at a work party and Sasha seduced him.
Who have you been sailing with lately and how big is his boat?
A tech wunderkind, a professional soccer player,
So, there were a lot of lovers?
(ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)
All I'm saying is, any guy who's been married for more than five minutes
This Dupont guy was wearing Jerome's shoes.
I'm not asking you for a Brazilian, just a little...
I don't know any names or anything,
Enough about me.
- (DIAL TONE) - SASHA: Hello?
Peyton Charles, Assistant District Attorney.
You made it on the police blotter?
Major?
She's finally getting her big break.
rolling hard on Utopium and Max Rager.
- Crap. - I want to know what happened!
Your reward in the kingdom of heaven will be great.
She has her own special role in all this.
Ah! Ah, yes.
If I had confronted Sasha directly,
Do you notice anything missing with this paperwork?
I don't want you to be, but you are.
SASHA: The guy's a bully, and you're just laying back and taking it.
It's a long story.
sister-wife collecting cultists. A married couple.
Argh! Argh!
the two of 'em, followed 'em to a hotel.
Everything the police tell you in this town is a lie.
- SASHA: Don't make me play it. - CALLER: But he meditates now.
(GASPS)
Sasha blackballed Jane?
was she calling from Tennessee?
You did everything you could.