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Tonight we'll be celebrating the life and work
- Ohhh! - (KISSING)
Yeah, she was terrified. She sent me downstairs to grab Security.
Why her?
Or are you talking about his need for self-aggrandizement?
Sasha didn't care about our problems.
Oyster shucking gloves. Observe.
I was in the car, on my way there, listening to the show.
to take them apart, whether they want it or not.
(CELL PHONE RINGING, VIBRATING)
Yes.
If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
Breathe into it.
Rough night in jail.
Plus, there's the public tours that tramp through here all day.
But you would've rather been behind the mic.
Isn't it enough for you ladies that you're having it?
The prisoner's being released. Fifteen minutes, tops.
(SIGHS) For a moment there, I thought I might have to draw you a diagram.
I have a feeling people who are friends with social workers
There are a bunch of them.
Act like his bitch, don't expect to be treated like his girlfriend.
I'm gonna witness a train wreck.
I should have recognized the voice.
'cause this... This isn't who I am.
Excuse me.
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First-time listener.
For what it's worth, I don't think his wife could've passed for
Speaking of roommates, have you spoken with Peyton yet?
same fake accent you used in the Beignet ads?
CLERK: Could go for some butter chicken right now, that's for sure.
Sasha, the host, is trying to talk her out of it, but she won't call back in.
Unfortunately, we don't archive by caller, so if you want
You are sweetness and light.
Hey, Kaley.
Yeah, but I'm keeping it to myself
LIV: Fun fact of zombie-ism:
Seems unlikely.
how responsible you felt for him.
The bodies are piling up, and you just expect me to make them disappear.
- What makes you think I... - MAN: Hey, babe.
I'll check.
So at the time of the murder, you say you were driving around on an errand
Took half a dozen calls before somebody figured
You didn't think anybody would recognize the
Sons of Anarchy, I think.
- Where's Jane now? - At the station,
she'd laugh at the crazies who called in.
a row of their hogs outside a dive bar.
Is this just sex? Is that who you are? A zombie booty call?
WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Estate planning, the peace of mind that lasts for generations.