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You sound and look like a man I don't wanna be with.
See you tomorrow.
...like swear a lot or vomit on stuff...
And then he asked me if I thought that $700 was too much...
Or a pedophile like my Uncle Wendell. He was a bad man.
Yeah, and I think that man over there is, uh, really into the microfiche.
All right, everyone. Okay?
- What? - And guess what. You're all sober.
How was the performance? Was I believable?
So, you know, little bit of a connection there.
Mm, I guess the Fred Goldman.
Now, Junior, if you take this job, you might see your father do some strange things...
Well, as a doctor, I prescribe a round of shots.
Excuse me? You most certainly did not.
I replaced your beer with that non-alcoholic crap George W. Bush pretended to drink.
There's your headline. Well, I guess I'm out of a job.
Then I said, "Your voice sounds familiar. Who is this?"
...but I don't want any trouble around here so I'll let him go."
They're a little tight. Heh.
If Lester's boy can get a job here, so can you.