Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You always thought it would be there until that night

What did I say about annoying Carla?

but if you need me to kick his ass, I will kick his ass, cos I care for you.

No, it wasn't, which is surprising cos he's Jewish.

I wish I could stay home and read, but my job, it's like, you know?

Wondering how to tell my roommate

Dear God, you're still here.

Don't tell any of my patients but neither did I.

and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes. And...

then I would ask him if he thinks we have a future,

- Take it back. - This second.

when you were feeling down,

I'm arranging to have food delivered. Fatty had a party and nobody came.

What up, T-Dog?

Is my punishment still coming because the anticipation is killing me?

A doctor. That's all you are. That's how you define yourself.

I will reach into your mouth and unscrew that bulb

- Are you forbidding me to sit here? - This is a public bench.