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What?
Who you guys gonna call?
I had a beautiful house once.
Woo-oo-oo-oo!
"You love patting boys' butts.
All right, time out!
Hey, is maurice at home?"
I'm gonna go over to lindsay's.
What did he say?
Look alive out there! come on!
In this claustrophobic suburban world..."
And you are not students.
In the back seat oa van, that's a violation!
No, dad, she's my friend.
Mueves tu cula.
We are not robots,
I mean, you've got all the power.
Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?
The truth is very scary.
And i don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation
Come on!
You're a jerk.
These girls today, they all lie.
Well, it's better than eating it.
Well, yeah. with you.
Kim?
No. Mom was the one who put the candles on the table.
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Very cool.
"She cooks dinner, practically the same meal every night.
You could change everything.
Mike.
We ended up with egg on our faces.
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"A jockstrap, you poop-head."
Yes.
Your parents.
I mean, who wants their kid to have sex and do drugs?
Mom?
Miss! Batta-
Eww!
What you're doing is not funny.
Phone.
I hated the book, all right?
Sam, bill.
Let's see...
Before or after you shave?
Want to know how i find out?
Lo siento senor o'hara,
Only 82/3 more innings to go.
Is that true, honey?
My heart is racing, harold.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ahem.
Normal food is meat loaf.
Yes.
Ix-nay ig-bay outh-may.
Livin' in the past, it's a new generation
Think we share a similar sense of humor.
Yeah, i guess.
And...
"A stinky turd.
You, like, grounded?
I sorta told ken i'd meet him there.
With a strong arm.
Anyway...
I heard the kids put lsd on the back of them.
Not really.
With drugs!
So i want every one of you comedians
God, this is good.