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Have I gone deaf?? Have I gone deaf??
And if you have a plan, you should stick to it.
- Hi. - Hey.
Oh, my God. How long has she been crying?
I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won't go.
Have I gone deaf?
- Uh, linen closet. - The diapers?
But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket!
Ross and Rachel will be back soon, and then I gotta go to the office.
We're moving to Tulsa.
I can't believe it. She's asleep. I got her to go to sleep.
Can I just stop you there for a second?
Hey. So, uh, how is it?
Hey, I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to say goodbye.
Make a fist.
Phebe Never wake up a baby
I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again.
Emma: Not easy.
All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her...
And if that apple pie tasted bad. BARBALALA: Barbalala’s gonna by you your mum and dad.
You know, you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
- I'm not gonna hit you. - You'll feel better. I'll feel better.
- Uh, Rachel, I guess. - Okay. Relationship?
I know. That's why I said, "Again!"
A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment.
- I'm the worst mother ever. - No, you're just new at this.
I could go on and on. But instead of boring you...
No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep.
I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower.