Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See? Not even a chuckle.

- Right. - Anyways...

Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Kesha song. It's freakin' weird.

# Taking me places I ain't never been #

they're much better than us.

Other than attracting headlines...

It's decided. You're not allowed to fire anyone out of that cannon without their consent!

What the hell are they doin'?

On the field and off.

Well, the good news is you actually only need four more guys.

- Hey, hey. Shut it, Karofsky. - No fricking way.

That's crap. Hudson's a fricking girl...

The whole point of this week was to bring you guys together. To bring the school together.

I just got off the phone with the Ohio Cheerleading Board...

Couldn't agree more.

- Nice throw. - Yeah, man.

# The midnight hour is close at hand #

# California gurls ##

It's like crossing a picket line. Nobody wants to be a scab.

Coach, that cannon is gonna get Brittany killed. Is that really worth it...

- # For no mere mortal can resist # - # Heads will roll #

- # Oh, no # - # Can you pay my telephone bills? #

# D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead #

You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky.

- I need to talk to you. - Can we not fight for just one day, man?

The team we're up against for championship...

and we need all the help we can get right now.

Sue Sylvester's done playing nice.

- No fricking way. - We don't have a choice.

That's funny, Karofsky, how you're calling everybody gay all the time...

# Heads will roll #

And that's what I'm looking to do here.

# Can you pay my bills? #

# You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother #

the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone...

I figure if I stay on you, you'll run away like your little butt buddy Hummel.

You know, this is it. This is the moment of our lives.

We thought about that, but the truth is, is that you guys don't really need us to play.

# Off with your head #

# Please don't bother trying to find her #

- # And share a killer, thriller # - # Ow! #

What you don't have the balls to do.

# O-Off, off, off with your head #

How many times do we have to put you puck-heads in your place...

# Picture-perfect memories #

and Sparky Lohan...

That's not what I was gonna say at all.