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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Window shut!
Disco Stu is back on Tinder.
possum foam with pouch reduction."
See?
with denture cream on my hands?
But you got fingernails to chew on.
Whoa! What the hell?
needs a Zoloft or two.
Why can't I have a juice box?
Ooh, Vicodin.
It's edgy.
go do it in the stairwell with the doctors.
You're so fat!
Always get those two confused.
Me, too-- this is a hospital.
Who knows what's under them?
Cigarette? Yes!
ALL: (SINGING) happy birthday to you
Here's to smoking and you.
Now, don't sleep on your stomach.
Because when she sticks in the straw,
And it was the best cigarette of my life.
But it sounds really nice.
Hey. Oh, have you ever turned on a TV?
Got 91 points from Robert Trailerparker.
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