Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eh, it gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives.
I've never been to New Jersey before.
...all up the east coast.
Oh, you're where that bill goes.
"No thief, however skillful...
It's what I like to do, it's what I'm trained to do, it's who I am.
Mm. Hello, Daddy, what's up?
And for those of you who were popular in high school, it's over. Sorry.
Probably wind up talking to some foreign guy...
And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.
Nothing, I was just calling to check in, make sure she's doing okay.
...and with you and Mommy getting a divorce...
...is that they're boring.
...they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought.
Don't look at me. Initiate.
Rajesh, is your father seeing someone?
I have a Master's degree in engineering
You're gonna be on Skype. They're not gonna see your legs.
- Sheldon, we got Wi-Fi? - Check.
- Hey! - Not cool!
Once, I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.
LEONARD: Why did you need a belt? PENNY: It's called an evening look.
- Maybe you shouldn't be flying it inside. - I'm not flying it!
No, Daddy, no.