Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Initiate landing sequence! Initiate landing sequence!
That seems simple enough.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
It's a good thing I didn't send that letter.
...and what a wonderful place it is...
Why would they say "at least"?
- I have the tools you wanted. - Thank you.
Look, the problem with commencement speeches...
...I bet a lot of you feel the same way.
- Short and sexy. That's my wheelhouse. - Yeah.
- I don't freaking believe this! - Relax. It'll be fine.
But they're still getting at least one angry letter.
(MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE)
There are lots of other ways to teach me responsibility.
I'd also like to take a moment to thank my beautiful fiancée...
Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
The only way to teach you that is to cut off your allowance.
MAN: (OVER PHONE) Tech support, can I help you?
One of our most distinguished alumni...
Hello, Rajesh. What a nice surprise.
But enough about my 10-year reunion.