Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You think you take after me? - Well, I try to.
(PHONE RINGING)
- Hey, guys. - Hello.
- Well, you do. - Oh, thank you.
Aah!
...and those who make fun of the people who call tech support.
Aah! God!
When did I become an old man...
...can rob one of knowledge...
As long as it doesn't originate in a Russian man's colon.
Sex last night, pancakes this morning. Am I dying?
I don't know what they were doing, I wasn't there...
- How'd you do that? - No idea, but I did it!
...or the heaviest or the weirdest.
...who's reading from the same manual I have.
- Ugh. You could tell it to me. - Thank you, but I'm okay.
...and their potato-based diet.
Well, now you get to go back as a successful scientist.
...baffled by modern technology?
If you could feel how soft my skin is, you wouldn't have to ask.
I'm tired of indulging your foolish lifestyle. It's time you learned responsibility.
Why don't you just call tech support?