Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bring his Morty.
I'm the worst Rick of them all.
Y-y-y-you-- you wouldn't kill yourself -- yourselves.
Hand me the laser difibulator.
Besides, your home is most likely swarming with Ricks by now.
No! Go clean the toilets.
Wait! No! I'll --
Also, every 10 seconds, it stabs your balls.
♪ inside the house ♪
Dude, are you -- w-- you're being a dick, right?
Oh, yeah? How's that?
My God. I've seen this technology before.
Rick Sanchez of earth dimension C-137,
Kill me! Do it! Do-i-i-i-i-it!
out what to buy, and then y-y-you help 'em?
Pooping shower
clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions.
Why am I the first Rick you pull in every time a Rick stubs his toe?
I-I-I'm just an object!
The slow clap? Really?
- Did you hear me say it? - Nah.
most of the entire intergalactic government.
That's what matters.
You know Cherabbagirl26 eats poop, right?
Phones a la clams and phonesghetti with phone balls.
Dad!
Because he's dead, too!
Hey, man, you seem to know how this place works.
You fixed a vacuum pump… Well I wrote 5 nature papers
- Anything else? - Yeah, more phone sticks, please.
Your crying? Over a Morty? No, I'm just allergic to dipshits
regularly, play video games, date girls.
Uh, guys, not a good time.
The call's coming from...
I just wish I got to see more of you.
No.
I thought, "Gee, that kind of devalues our bond".
When you're a proshipper "We're not so different, you and I."
They could have gone into any one of these.
smart, which is why when I say
members be like
W-w-well, does it have to?
All right, listen, Jerry. If Rick calls,