Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is there any way we could shut
W-what -- w-what's gonna happen to all these Mortys?
it's that before you get anywhere in life,
Hey, keep it down!
It would be pointless.
You -- aren't you a tough customer.
"shut up," it's really good advice.
Porque vocês são tão maus comigo?
- Hey! What the heck?! - Neutralize the Jerry.
they just want to haul me to their stupid
I wanted you to find me.
Damn it!
Poor little rickless bastards.
Oh, my God, Rick, look!
you are under arrest for crimes against
Hey, I don't eat poop!
That makes every Rick here less Rick than me.
this device is gonna trace his location.
In fact I invented it.
That's just a random noise it makes every 10 seconds.
One day, he will return.
until we clear our names -- by finding the real Rick-killer.
Saved your ass.
Yeah, Rick, I-I heard you the first time.
You make us ashamed to be ourselves!
And look it -- right here's where you are, Rick.
apologizes for its false
Me reacting to Tulsi Gabbard. You Make Us Ashamed to Be Ourselves
Man, this place is way off the grid.
On paper, Morty. On paper.
There's little R2-D2s where the George Washingtons should be.
So, listen, the heat's on, and there's nowhere left to turn,
I'm working.
Excuse me, sir, is your Morty insured?
the other one because they're the evil one, you'll know who's lying.
someone with complementary brain waves that make ours invisible.
like that show "doomsday preppers".
I never had any kids of my own.
Hey! What do you know? It's a cowboy version of me.
So, you fixed a vacuum pump…