Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know you're scared, because I'm scared.
Yeah, I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones, please.
You know he eats his own shit, right?
- Well, it... might be. - It is.
What say you, earth Rick C-137?
They won't be able to help themselves.
I'm more than a human shield!
Yes, I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair, please.
Back off!
Poor little rickless bastard.
porque vocês ainda não curtiram o canal do quinho?
Nothing. I was just, um, checking the smoke detectors.
Everybody, relax.
I-I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me.
I'm Rick j19-zeta-7!
You know, Rick, when I first saw all those Ricks and Mortys,
Who the fuck said that?!? Who just signed their own fucking death warrant?!? You arse hole
I'm just saying it's bad craftsmanship
You know 219chikkin eats her own shit, right?
go be part of some stupid club, like all those dumb Ricks.
Point taken, but this is no time for arcs.
- You're crying? Over a Morty? - No, I'm just allergic to dipshits.
Red "X"! Red "X"!
The best way to hide from an enemy's radar is to stand near
Dumb.
You see, Rick, you're not as clever as you think you are.
You just got to keep him on the phone for 30 seconds or longer.
Oh, what is happening?!
Hey, uh, come here.
Here's where I am.
Yeah, gladly.
Yeah, it's got to be that way.
Geez, man. Ricks, huh?
Fuck me, pal. Fuck you?
The point of this is to get the drop on the guy.