Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SOMEONE CROSSED ONE WITH A CHICKEN AND GOT YOU.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. PROBABLY JUST SOMEBODY

AND TELLING HIM I'M RESIGNING.

YEAH. A BABY WITH A LICENSE TO KILL.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT TURNS THEM RIGHT INTO A FASCIST.

IT'S GOING OUT IN TODAY'S MAIL.

I COUNT MYSELF A LUCKY AND USEFUL HUMAN BEING.

BEFORE THAT LETTER WAS MAILED.

IT'S REALLY DARK, YOU KNOW, AND COLD,

GUY WHO FIRES PEOPLE?

NOPE, THERE'S NO NORM PETERSON HERE.

HE SAW ME SLIP OUT EARLY. HE'S COME HERE TO FIRE ME.

ONE OF LIFE'S MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCES.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DO TO ME,

I'M SORRY. WHERE-- OH, YEAH.

I BEEN FOLLOWING YOU AROUND ALL DAY.

NO. MR. PETERSON, EVER SINCE I COULD REMEMBER,

AS I RECALL, YOU USED TO SPELL IT

NOW WE JUST GOT TO FINISH IT OFF WITH A REAL DOOZY.

* DA DUN-DUH-DAH *

ANOTHER ONE. YEAH.

OUR KIDS ARE GONNA PLAY TOGETHER AT THE COMPANY PICNIC.

MY INFORMATION IS CORRECT.

WHERE'S MY SYMPATHY?