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Ready? Let's go again. Come on.
I am gay.
A beloved public servant and his devoted wife.
I--this will be so huge for our family.
"There's Kevin Malone, the Falstaffian accountant.
Dwight, you do not learn, do you?
What, then?
You are?
I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this,
could be somewhat straight.
Why can't you fix the elevator in the middle of the night?
But I knew!
to close a sale with one of our biggest clients,
"on the daily realities of office life,
good call.
It's a little, uh, personal.
if you think about it.
- That's actually really smart. - Thank you.
- What does it say? - I don't know, Phyllis.
No, I think they mean more like a politician.
Mm-hmm. Good luck.
- He knew! - Yes! We did it.
and you didn't freaking know.
Sorry. I-- no, no, no, what I meant--what I meant--
and he was really on top of it.
What does Josh McAuliffe know about the paper business?
[Surprised chatter]