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"A possible explanation for his lack of career focus

Come on, Stanley!

and I don't want to give him an ultimatum, but I am not moving our family to Philly.

You didn't know, you didn't know,

Our office has an unusually large number of... unusually large people.

and now they're making me climb stair mountain!

I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Good-bye.

You use your hands and just blunt his descent, okay?

You did it, Kevin.

[Both grunting]

The reviews are in! I repeat, the reviews are in.

I would say that the therapist is more of a facilitator.

What are you, like, 40? 45?

YO SOY HOMOSEXUAL

Interviewer: What are your top 3 skills?

Okay, this dosage was meant for a very small bull,

Does anything go on top of the mouse?

Yes, I'll hold.

and Stanley's got way more body fat than they do.

Didn't you get the memo? It's Stairmageddon.

Look, I just want our life to get back to normal.

Do not disturb sign on the door Mommy and daddy on the floor

At a certain point, he shouldn't be rewarded for that.

Boy, Girl, Dog, Cat, Mouse, Cheese

- Aw, come on. - Get in.

I'll be the best damn wife there is.

Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did.

- You gave him three shots. - Shh.

[Muffled] Red alert! Red alert!

Don't worry, I've scheduled a press conference for later today.