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But that don't mean I got to go out with Buffy the white girl slayer
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Thank you, Wolfgang Paco.
- You bitch! That's so terrible.
Your mother is so, like...
Trump: Melania Ivanka
Can’t take the wind bye bye
You’re so funny!!
You just had a birthday!
I'm boinking someone tonight!
No, I'm just kidding.
CRAIG WHEN SENSES DAIRY
- And bring us some oysters. - Very good, sir.
- We might be getting our jobs back. - What are you talking about?
Do whatever you want. But whatever you do, do not leave this room.
- I'm back. - Who is that?
Issue them keys. Immediately.
He looks really mad! Are you okay?
Oh no worries What is this bl
Tell Manny his ice cream delivery is here.
It'll open. Hold it!
Sicko
You think we're going to the hamptons with my face looking like that
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Did you do something different to your hair?
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You bitch That’s so terrible
Hey, Gomez. We got a couple of bogeys.
Man!
Only the hottest people are going to be there.
You're so funny.
- You don't have to do that. - No, I'll call the owner of the company.
Diana:
Häag and Dazs. You wrote that?
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You're on.
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Learn your acronyms
he didn't want to be embarrassed.
- Yeah. I'm not a woman. - White?
Like Martha Stewart broke or MC Hammer broke?
She got stopped by security trying to pull a Winona
She’s a man!!
Meems
Can we get you some gum or a mint or something?
Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this. Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this.
The Sesame Street * 1-10 Pratfalls (June 1969)
So did it work, man?
something different about the two of you.
Negro, por favor
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I don't want to go on a date with Buff Daddy.
He said that he's not gonna give you one red cent...
Oopsie! I had a poopsie.
Thailand
l checked MapQuest. lt only takes six minutes to get there from here.
Where are the white women at?
if he knew that she is broke.
This is Harper. It's all clear.
You've got a lot of nerve, calling.
That's what I do, Baby.
She got stopped by security trying to pull a Winona
Squeeze Me? No, You Didn't.
death is not an option
white chicks
Suck it in. Squeeze those cheeks, sister.
Sam gettin married? Ok bye bye
Welcome to InnoGate
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Sister Power Mother's Daughters
Thanks. I just wish I didn't feel so crappy.
Yeah, this is dope.
No, we won't.
Cuando estás conduciendo un auto de otra persona Y tu novia se preocupa demasiado
This is not about trust. This is about...
I've hid things from you.
Yes, but the feeling will come back, I promise.
- Somebody had to stand up to those guys. - They're the it girls.
Latrell. Latrell Spencer. And you are?
I get off the surgery table looking like freaking Shrek.
- Two apple martinis. - You hitting that, bro?
You need to loosen up. There you go.
Hit the lights.
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Excuse me. Your card has been declined for insufficient funds.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I told you you were going to regret it.
I sell ice cream Strawberry, vanilla, Neapolitan for example
I'm not being ridiculous. You heard the man.
and then jump off? Excuse me.
But I’d STILL bone!!!
I tried to call you, but your number changed?
That's what I do, baby
- I know somebody's in here. - Baby, nobody's in here.
You're so funny.
- Help me. - I got you.
All right, you two over here. Right now.
Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington?
I love waffles
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There's something me and Kevin want to tell you.
Límpiate, adicta.
- Nice room you got, Marcus. - Hey, baby, what you doing here?
Honey, do you need a stamp?
What a beautiful Chocolate bar
It's going to be okay.
Didn’t somebody tell you this was an all TAYLOR party huh?
Oh you want to talk about mirrors?!
Time, To, Totally, Kick, These, Niggas, Asses
- I better go get changed. - Okay.
With another woman doing what I think you're doing!
Said what?
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He called alejo No one’s ever cared like that before
Who? Oh, me! Latrell.
i KNOW YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY
$50,000 Cash!
You know something?
I mean, it's very rare I have the opportunity to...
Cuando sales con tu novio Y tu hermano quiere su auto
until you tell him what flavor the ice cream is.
The boys over at Intel seem to think that the kidnapper's a guy...
So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing?
Can you believe this? They're actually auctioning off women.
I'm sorry. You were saying?
if he would think she was so hot...
When the titties got stretch marks an she likes to beat her men
I'm gonna write a letter! Dear Mr. ABM parking services
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But I have never cheated on you. But I am guilty.
- That's perfect. Thank you. - Are you ready to order?
Hey, Latrell, my man.
- Good evening, madam. Welcome to Bella. - Thank you.
- Okay, call me later. - As I was saying...
and I told her to make me look like J-Lo.
Surgeon: I know what ABC stand for airway, breakfast, chair ME
I’m coming I’m coming
- Come on, girl, let's go. - Wait, could I just please...
Don't say that. Of course, we will hang out.
Yasin likes a women with a little something A litle cushion for the pushing
Suck it in. Come on. Work with me.
Gina, I lied to you.
Look, man. All we got to do is pick these chicks up...
You have your trainer on your wall?
- Get out of my way! - I can't do that.
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